We Have A Quandary

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  1. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    We've been offered a shitload (a shitload OK a shitload) of money for our guest house. My stepmother was showing land to some Italians and when they saw it they fell in love with it, came down to our house and made an offer that stopped me and my husband in our tracks.....so what's the quandary you say, right?

    We built that house for our kids (mostly our daughter) to stay in when she/they visit, she knows it's "her" place, and we didn't build it to sell it. As a matter of fact, selling it didn't come into our plans at all until these fucking Italians came up with this ridiculous offer, which is a shitload, OK?

    So....let's hear what you would do given the situation tia :hw:
     
  2. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Italians are nice. :c
     
  3. low selfestitle

    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Is there something special you and Mr. G would like to do with the extra dough?
     
  4. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    G wants this paisan to move in there, she's moist at the thought.
     
  5. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Yea they are and it doesn't help the situation
     
  6. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    No. We don't really need it, but the offer is effing ridiculous

    That's the quandary :nocheer:
     
  7. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    :jj:

    It's kinda late in life to start cheating on my husband. Never have and never will :p
     
  8. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ You're so pusillanimous, oh yea.

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    Can you take the money & build another guest house?
     
  9. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    It's a jersey thing.
     
  10. tomtom

    tomtom Well-Known Member

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    You wouldn't have to cheat, you probably want to install a hidden camera in the house so you can finger bang yourself doing day to day things whenever you please. :bath: :pics:
     
  11. PullMyFinger

    PullMyFinger Hors d'oeuvre Addict VIP

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    Can't you sell it to the Italians for a ridiculously high price, then wait until they move in and have some of the natives chase them out with some of that voodoo shit and offer to buy it back for $50k less than what they paid. If no one practices voodoo on the island, I can send you down some Haitians from the Bronx for a nominal fee.
     
  12. mattyfishrip197

    mattyfishrip197 Well-Known Member

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    so i got this million dollars and some fucking jerk-off wants to give me another million...the nerve of this fucking jerk-off....so i says make it 2 million....made the deal right on the spot......worst part is now im a multi multi millionare.......i have to take a day to figure out how to hide the money from the irs....




    SELL.....SELL...SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
     
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  13. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Yes. We've thought of that, but we've been building for almost 2 years and we're sick of it. We came here to retire, not to work, and when you have builders you have to be there with them all the time. Also we take day trips and overnight trips to the other islands at least once a week, and we've been planning a trip to Belize, Jamaica, Cuba, and Nicaragua that wouldn't happen if we sold it
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Italians from Italy. An old guy and his wife :p
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Who needs a hidden camera for that? :whistle:
     
  16. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    :jj:

    Yeah lots of people obeah but not me :p
     
  17. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Really it's like fucking Bro with his Dubs.....isn't there a point when you have enough? We're old and we retired from the money game

    Although selling is the smart thing to do. FUCK :mad:
     
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  18. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    if it were my "guest house", i would want it to remain that way. no permanent residents ever.

    but in your case, get to know these I-ties a little better before letting them settle on your property.
     
  19. mattyfishrip197

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  20. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    I thought we came to terms last night on me using that place.

    WTF GHPeeeee!!!!

    :pissedoff::rant: