WTF We have a tea bag situation...

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  1. YodaQuiversStern

    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    I need insight.

    I have a 2 year old cat that tries to tea bag the other cats when "fighting" with them (he's neutered, but he doesn't realize he has no balls). He gets them down on their back in a mostly defenseless position, then turns around and straddles the face of the cat he's picking on.

    It's funny to watch. I've never seen a cat do that, until now.

    Why in the Hell does he do that?
     
  2. squigglyline

    squigglyline Double Secret Probation Gold

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    @bethstern ?
     
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    Kool Well-Known Member

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    Who knows? Cats are nuts! Hes just showing his dominance. Or hes gay;)
     
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    gitchasum Well-Known Member

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    You cut his balls off and want to know why he acts crazy?
     
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    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

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    I do that to my underlings at work.

    That's why I'm a boss. :)
     
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    Ya notice the more the vet removes the bigger his or her house and car get. Leave the balls ,leave the cats claws on.
     
  8. YodaQuiversStern

    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    I found him as a neutered stray. There's a local non-kill shelter that comes into our neighborhood and TNR's cats. He needed Beth Stern to socialize him when he was a kitten...he's a dominant little fucker, but cute as heck.
     
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    Not 100% sure about this, but my husband said when he got a 2nd dog (both females), the older one tried to "mount" the other to assert dominance and he stopped her, but then said he always regretted it cuz they never got along after that and he thinks it was cuz there was no clear "hierarchy" going on.
     
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    gilaet Grandiosa Kjøttboller Gold

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    what the fuck did i just read
     
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    I'm sorry, but in what universe could dangling your nether regions in front of these be consider putting your opponent in a "defensive" position?
    :jj:

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  12. YodaQuiversStern

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    Well, that's bad because I always break it up. The dominance issue has been a problem for 4-6 months now.
     
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    Maybe the other cat enjoys it?
     
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    I would say unless they are causing real injury to each that you let them work it out.
     
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    Gusbuss VIP Extreme Gold

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    We got a new little dog a few months ago and he always straddles people's feet. He teabags your feet. He's neutered though.
     
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    Start a YouTube series of their ongoing battles and watch it become an internet sensation. You can live off the revenue generated by this.
     
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    You should encourage your cat to keep tea bagging.
     
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    does anyone there play a lot of halo?


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    Somebody has to be the boff, I mean boss.
     
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