Entertainment We Live in a World Where Gwyneth Paltrow Recommends a $15K Gold Dildo

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  1. XuXu

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    Gwyneth.jpg http://www.elle.com/culture/celebrities/news/a36256/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-dildo/


    This is not a drill.

    It's a dildo.

    For a cool $15,000 (or maybe warm? I don't know, according to the comments, because the dildo is made of a precious metal, it conducts heat, which sends Jean "OVER THE MOON"), you too can own the 24-karat gold plate dildo Gwyneth Paltrow recommends in the "Not-So-Basic-Sex Toys" story in the Sex Issue of goop.

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    If $15K seems a little steep for a sex toy―which, can you really put a price on self-love, people?―you could always opt for the $7,900 stainless steel version. A bargain in comparison!

    If that price still seems a little high, can goop interest you in Kiki De Montparnasse necklace/nipple clamps?

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    "Twist the bottom cap to turn the pendants into discreet clamps for a thrilling sensation for the nipples," explains the site. And considering it's a real day-to-night piece, $375 is a pretty good deal.

    Gwynnie also recommends an aesthetically pleasing light BDSM starter kit, fantasy balls (veryFifty Shades), and a cat whip in her sexy picks. You can see them all here or hit other topics in the issue like "I Yam What I Eat: Is Lube Toxic?" or The Secret to Erotic Sensation & Sexual Fulfillment.

    And just remember: Treat. Yo. Self.

     
  2. Robert Higgins

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    What's a rich actress to do when no dude wants to bang her?
     
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    She can go fuck herself.


    Oh wait...
     
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    Here's what she really needs.
     
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    OR I could buy THIS KIA, and get a real penis!
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  6. XuXu

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    This is how she makes her living now. Hawking shit. She doesn't have to even work anymore, not that people are beating down her door to star in their movies anyway. I never understood how she could win an oscar, except for the fact that she's an industry brat.
     
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    God almighty. He is so fucking gross.
     
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    $7900 seems a bit steep for a stainless steel dildo. Does it even vibrate?
     
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    She's a conceited, narcissistic, coddled, self-unaware piece of shit that I would gladly take the place of her dildo. I would probably make her cum more
     
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    Maybe one of her BFFs can assist her with this which will a favor to all of us :

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    Pretty happy that I'm not sure who Gweneth is :jj: