We make a living by what we get.. but we make a life by what we give

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Phan Neepack, Jul 19, 2014.

  1. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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  2. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    you're even worse when you try to be positive.
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    why fart it and waste it when you can burp it and taste it :belch:
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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  5. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    phan can fart and taste it.
     
  6. Orgy Pants

    Orgy Pants teklife

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    we shit in bags we're confined to.
    :coffee:
     
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  7. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    we don't get to choose whether we shit or not. just which bag we shit in.
     
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  8. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    they shoulda done that on Jackass
     
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    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    if all we do is shit in bags, then bags are all we shall shit into :grad:
     
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  10. Orgy Pants

    Orgy Pants teklife

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    these brought a tear to my eye and lil bit of shit into phan's bag.
     
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  11. Phan Neepack

    Phan Neepack Well-Known Member

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    Yet I'm still more interesting than you on my worst day

    ~ Namaste ~
     
  12. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    one thing i can say about you: you'd never have a poo nugget drop out of your butt in the gym shower.
     
  13. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    we're all just camping in glorified tents
    you can say that you first heard it here from geo :fil:
     
  14. zingger

    zingger Judge and jury Gold

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    Who gives a shit?
     
  15. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    We should be happy to pay a little bit more in taxes because it's the patriotic thing to do.


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  16. zingger

    zingger Judge and jury Gold

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  17. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    Soylent Green is people
     
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  18. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    but soylent -- just plain soylent -- is a meal replacement/lifestyle drink.

    http://www.soylent.me/