Stern Show "We named them Beth and Howard!"

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  1. thegroovologist

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    • bethosternI worked with so many amazing kittens this week but it's the black ones that steal my heart! These 2 Superstars of the upcoming Kitten Summer Games on @hallmarkchannel We named them Beth and Howard! If you'd like to adopt Beth or Howard who are ready for adoption this weekend, let's get you pre approved now so all you'll have to do is pick them up at @animalleague ❤️ Email DoritS@animalleague.org and put BethHowardKittens in subject line. They can be adopted as singles or they both have siblings if you want a double!!!! Let's get Beth and Howard homes!!!! ❌⭕️

     
  2. Quality Control

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    This is the same marketing McDonald's uses for its value menu.
     
  3. Joe Bauers

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    I really think Beth is trolling us
     
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    Quite incestuous
     
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    suckemnuckledus Well-Known Member

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    I think she's posts in the bar, under the alias of a famous rap star!!
     
  7. bznick

    bznick Hustling, Flowing, and Hating! Gold

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    I mean, listen, we're talking about cats, not a dog, not a dog, we talking about cats.




    Cunt.
     
  8. Teeney

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    She "worked" with. I wonder if the kittens are members of SAG?
     
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    Approved? Pre-approved? How badly do they want to move these cats? Seems like Im doing them a favor already by offering to take one off their hands.
     
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    Like their namesakes, the cats are completely useless tits.
     
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    image.jpeg
     
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    sweet fancy moses!
     
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    "but it's the black ones that steal my heart!":bhump:
     
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    Wow she be looking old n shit. More gray hair than peroxide laden blonde hair: Check. Old lady smoker lines around the chin: Check. Crows feet around the eyes: Check. More make up than a corpse at an open casket viewing: Check.
     
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    Fugly.

    Tranny.

    Hooker.
     
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    "let's get you pre approved"................bite me!!! How about you thank me for taking a kitten off your hands that would be euthanized??
     
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    If they were two puppies, I would have named them Richard & Sal. Y'know, because of all the ball licking.
     
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    Beth and Howard need another new home.