Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Satori Brah, Oct 14, 2013.
I think I'm going to have a chicken salad sandwich today
Wife got the Internet in the divorce.
Did you kill her Lemmy?
You killed her and ate her didn't you?
And you shot the horses. I knew it!
Were you interviewing her replacements?
Did they pass the physical?
Not much to update.....
.....I'm on vacation.
.....I spent about 10 hrs. yesterday splitting the tractor in half to replace two $9 gaskets. The dealer wanted $2500-ish. As soon as I get it back together, probably tomorrow, I'll clean it up and put it on Craigslist/EBay. Hopefully I can get $12k-ish for it.
.....My realtor buddy is coming out sometime this week to evaluate the house/property for market.
.....I have a call in to a recommended attorney about handling this shitfest.
.....Mrs. Lemmy is fine with a dissolution. I insisted that we do this quick, she seemed to drag her feet a little and not want to deal with the practical implications (typical broad). She understands my position and is working with me. We agree on the split of our empire. She's willing to walk away from the house with no buyout $$$$ BUT I'm not sure that I can refinance it on my own.
.....Mrs. Lemmy and I are getting along fine. Drama free.
.....I called in a few favors in at work in regards to an open assignment at a unit that has, basically, unlimited overtime. I don't know if my friends have the juice to get me the gig but I have to try and am hopeful. If I can get that I can easily keep my little farm.
.....Some very nice lady that I have known for a while expressed interest in "exploring a relationship".
.....I have a few details to tidy up on my hillbilly farm truck this week then that will be on the market as well. That one hurts......perfect truck for me. Oh well.
That's about all that I can think of. Any questions just fire away.
I would never shoot the horses!
You mentioned something about bomb squad training before and how you didn't think you could afford to do this now. Any chance you could just do the training now and have Mrs Lemmy help you out as a favor before you two officially split up? Maybe it would put you in a better financial position after the divorce.
Oh yeah, there's a huge line of broads beating my door down now that I'm on the market.
If they say "hi" they pass the physical.
Exactly what kind of farm do you have? Just livestock or do you grow shit too?
That's not an option. I don't "operate" like that. The only favors I want from her is to stay amicable, fair and help the process to be over quickly. I am on my own now so I have to make my career/training decisions accordingly.
The assignment I'm attempting to get would benefit greatly from me having the bomb squad training so I'll make it work if I get that gig. Plus the financial support can be had by working my off days.
Nothing dramatic. Just the horses and a garden the size of an average city house plot. If I keep it I'd like to plant a few acres of corn for my own amusement and get some mini-livestock.
You mentioned she makes more money than you. I'd take 1/2 of everything she has. Women have no problem doing that to men in divorces.
Uh huh! Yep! That's what I thought.
Meh.....not worth the drama. She's willing to walk away from the house with no buyout. Even though it would be rough for me to pull it off keeping the place on my own that is a HUGE "give up" for her. The relationship stuff aside she has been exceptionally fair so I see no need to kick her in the cunt. What other women/men do in divorces isn't my concern.
Schmoopy! I'm so glad you're here!