We need more cooking threads

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Sep 1, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I'm sick of carrying the load

    I feel like Neesie's mouth



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  2. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    BearScat Approved :cheer:
     
  3. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    Is that the papa Murphy's pizza? Looks good. I don't think they have it in the Northeast
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Hells yeah nukka
     
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    splain why neesie carries loads in her mouth
     
  6. HAL

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    nobody wants to see my dill pickle doritos covered in melted shredded cheddar cheese
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Because she's the blowjob queen of the East coast
     
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    just got it
     
  9. BearShit

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    youre right

    :leavecunt:
     
  10. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    i do HAL
     
  11. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Well-Known Member

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    You merked that whole thing, didn't ya?
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    I had a slice of pizza for supper too.
     
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    :leavecunt:
     
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    whoa
     
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    neesie you have reputation beyond repute
     
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    :bs:
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Negative

    I had 2 pieces and the chick had 1 and the rest is in my fridge just sitting around like a Jew on Christmas

    And I'm not eating any tonight because I'm going to a BBQ and gettin CRUNK :beer:
     
  18. HAL

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    thats a good story
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    it was from Pizzaville.

    I don't normally eat at Pizzaville, but when I do it's meh.
     
  20. Billy Brown

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    CRUNK? :facepalm: