We need to talk about octopuses!

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  1. Chriza

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    (Right off the bat, don't try correcting me and telling me it's "octopi", because that's a late construction that's based on people thinking octopus is a Latin word, which it isn't.)

    Scientists have finished genome mapping the octopus, and they've concluded that it's a totally unique species. It's not a genetic relative of fucking ANYTHING ELSE ON EARTH.

    Therefore...

    http://www.irishexaminer.com/examvi...s-might-be-aliens-after-dna-study-347880.html

    “The octopus appears to be utterly different from all other animals, even other molluscs, with its eight prehensile arms, its large brain and its clever problem-solving abilities,” said US researcher Dr Clifton Ragsdale, from the University of Chicago.

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    Read that yesterday. Welcome to 8/12/15
     
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    Did the octopuses get their tapes back?
     
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    I'd rather talk about puss

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    I read that they're all smart and shit and can solve puzzles and escape from things.

    That's cool.
     
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    They are putting together a team
     
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    Just look at that.
     
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    Octopuss minus the Octo :grad:
     
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    That is truly incredible
     
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    Have you seen Moonraker?
     
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    It's camelses, not cami.
     
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    I met my first octopus in high school I no there is a whole world of octopus out there but I'm happy with mine
     
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    It at least had jaws in it.