website to order milk gargled by girls- interested?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge The "Fuckin' cockroach infestation!" Gold

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    Order milk pre-gargled by girls, see the video of them gargling your milk,
    Whitepowermilk.com


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    Milk that may appear by smell to be perfectly consumable (even organic), can contain contaminants such as suspended particles, parasites, bacteria, viruses, and fungi. Through extensive recruitment within the upper echelons of society, we deliver the finest milk purified in a way only we can. Our secret ingredient is in the process through which rich, beautiful, white girls gargle your milk to absolute perfection. It's her touch that sets us far above the rest. Our diverse selection includes West Coast, The South, New England, New York, and London. Each of the carefully selected girls offer subtle differences of background, yet what they share is most important. All are waiting to clean your milk with their mouths. That is our promise to you!

    To be eligible to filter White Power Milk, each white girl must be accredited as socially elite and deemed physically in superb health. However, rarely is it necessary to involve interviews or doctors. When we find the right girl from the right family, we just know.
    The purification process begins with the purest raw organic cow's milk (absolutely no bovine growth hormone, no antibiotics, and no pesticides in the feed). This milk is stored in our Upper East Side, Manhattan cold storage facility awaiting your order. At that time, she enters our adjoining private spa area, and meets her attendant (usually a fellow White Power Milk gargler). The attendant collects her jewelry and clothing, assists in her bathing, and directs her mouth rinsing regimen. Needless to say, her dental health, and overall oral health is flawless.

    Finally, she is led to the gargling room where she purifies your milk carefully for the allotted time the attendant dictates. The longer she gargles the milk, the more contaminants are able to be removed and the purer your milk becomes, so we, of course, recommend you request maximum purity. After she is done, the milk is deposited into your glass bottle, sealed, and returned immediately to cold room for delivery.
     
  2. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge The "Fuckin' cockroach infestation!" Gold

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    No interest? I'm surprised.
     
  3. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I say this with love....

    I'm not surprised your wife has no interest in you.:)
     
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  4. Abner Devereaux

    Abner Devereaux Well-Known Member

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    loss for words....
     
  5. Quality Control

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    That girl's teeth are brown. Knowing the internet, people pay extra for that.
     
  6. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon i came. i saw. i derailed. Staff Member

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    I can't even wrap my head around this.. I can't
     
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  7. WillyBest

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    Need a link to a website to order pre-chewed food, please. Asking for a friend. TIA!:hat:
     
  8. SlinkyNeckStern

    SlinkyNeckStern VANILLA MIDGET

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    I've brought up something similar before. I knew a girl that sold slices of bread that she had stuffed in her shoes for the day. And that was the least disgusting thing she sold.

    And it was extremely lucrative.
     
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  9. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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  10. Hal E. Burton

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    I'm into it, but so what? Am I the crazy one?
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    Careful what you wish for....

    Buy premasticated food!
     
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  13. WillyBest

    WillyBest Achiever Gold

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    :eek::eek::eek: My post was purely farcical in nature. Oh well, we have them on every coast...
     
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  14. WillyBest

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    You can lick it any time, baby!
     
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    Was it gargled in their asshole or vagina? Otherwise, not interested.
     
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    Hang on...still having a wank...
     
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  17. EmperorsNewCaps

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    aw shit.

    Count me in! Where do I enter my credit card?
     
  18. EmperorsNewCaps

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    I always start to roll my eyes when the broads here start going on and on about how "men and women aren't that much different in terms of their sexual cravings," blah blah.

    um. no. We are woooorrrld's apart, ladies, never once start to think otherwise.
     
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  19. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon i came. i saw. i derailed. Staff Member

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    That does not surprise me one bit. People are so fucking odd.
     
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  20. DBGBH

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    Sorry, I was emailing Amanda about ordering a couple quarts and some greek yogart for tomorrow's breakfast.
     
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