Politics Website Will Find Canadian Soulmate For Those Fleeing Trump

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  1. BethSucks

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    Site helps those fleeing Trump find Canadian soulmate
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    Looking for true love? Thinking of fleeing to Canada if Donald Trump wins the general election in November? Now you can take care of both in one fell swoop thanks to a site that promises to "make dating great again," Global Newsreports.


    Maple Match "makes it easy for Americans to find the ideal Canadian partner to save them from the unfathomable horror of a Trump presidency," per the site—a mission that CEO Joe Goldman says is just part of the Great White North's neighborly duties.

    "As Barack Obama said during Justin Trudeau's official welcoming ceremony at the White House, 'We're two different countries, but we're like one big town," Goldman says.

    "Our side [of] this 'town' happens to have a megalomaniac trying to seize power, so we're naturally concerned." Goldman insists this isn't a spoof. "Donald Trump is a joke," he tells Cosmopolitan.

    "Finding true love in a place where you can be happy is not a joke. Maple Match is very real." There's already a waiting list for the site, which hasn't started matching anyone yet, and Goldman tells Tech Times there've been more than 4,500 signups in just four days' time.

    (A Maple Match couple's ideal first date: Cheetos tacos and "America" beer?)
     
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    Will they hook me up with some hot chick in Vancouver that loves to smoke weed and bang? :smile:
     
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    Mail order brides :jj:

    Canadians are so desperate
     
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    Lots of cucks in Canada.
     
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    Yeah it's not exactly the best and the brightest threatening to leave. They are desperate indeed.
     
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    good. living up there in a over-priced frozen socialist wasteland is what you deserve. dont come back :hw: pack an extra sweater assholes
     
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    What's the status of weed in Canada?
     
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    We're totally gonna score in Canada when the chicks see how in check our white privilege is

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    Bunch of cuckolds

    Have fun in Canada
     
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    ...but they'll hook you up with "Calgary Ted" Cruz.
     
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    I joined and it matched me up with Lever :mad:
     
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