Wednesday 2/12/14 - It's Gilbert

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by Peau de Soie, Feb 12, 2014.

  1. Peau de Soie

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    "Jammed pack night of comedy on the show! Artie welcomes @AriesSpears, @RealGilbert and @ImDaveTemple! Tune in to @audiencedirectv at 2am ET!"

    Yeah I think even Artie will show up for this one.

    (Who the hell is Dave Temple?)
     
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    is aries on to see which x madtv guy has gained the most weight since being on the show, or maybe it's so we can FINALLY have dueling Mike Tyson Impersonations?
     
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    Good ideas -- call/twatter 'em in.
     
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    I hope Gilbert isn't the first guest. He needs a full hour.
     
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    Dear Mr. Jesus,
    Please don't let Ritchie or Boshitty talk tonight. Like at all. Amen.

    :pray:
     
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    "Get dooouuuwwhhnnn" "Get to da choppah" yeah yeah we get it Ares
     
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    Richard Lewis as well. Great lineup.
     
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    What?? Seriously? They're really blowing their load here all at once.

    If Norm shows up too it's the god damn apocalypse.
     
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    Looks like Richard Lewis got bumped for Casey Stern:

    Tonight! Comedian Aries Spears, Gilbert Gottfried and Casey Stern from MLB Network radio join the show!!

    Damn guys, get your shit together.
     
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    So the mysterious Mr. Temple is long gone too? Seems someone twatted a bit prematurely.
     
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    artielangeshow doesn't say "artie welcomes" either anymore.

    casey just tweeted he's joining ritchie and jim norton at midnight. looks like norton may be stepping in for art
     
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    And why the fuck does Gilbert get second billing? I'm not even really a fan, but come ON.
     
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    Shit, really? He sounded sober last night. What a fucking fuckup. Screw it, with this lineup I'll still listen.
     
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    Casey Stern, Richard Lewis, same thing.


    Cant wait to hear the latest A-Rod news three days late.

    Wish CQ would come on so he and norton could start lashing into ritchies retardation.

    I fear this show is going to be ritchie-heavy.
     
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    That was weird man, I was just listening to yesterday's OandA and I opened up Artie's live feed and it buffered and when it came on I ended up having dueling Jim Nortons lol
     
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    So of course everyone's favorite junkie has proven me wrong.

    What's the baby gorilla strung out on this week? It's gotta be coke, right? I'm listening to last night's show and he's alert, clear, even... "peppy". Does a coke binge incapacitate a performer? It sure didn't in the 80s.

    Was it the PS Hoffman / Dr. Drew 1-2 punch? Is he just that fragile? Am I going to have to concede that massive dickbag un-bro Stern was actually RIGHT in cutting off every last bit of contact and pretending Artie's dead for the last three years??

    I can't do it.
     
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    No way it's coke.
    It's gotta be serious withdrawals from dope. Maybe he doesn't want to be on suboxone on-air and run the risk of nodding off again?

    Could it possibly be that the execs are thinking of getting rid of Artie now too?

    That would be fitting in their never-ending quest to drain the show of all talent.

    The fact that one of his friends is filling in for him does sound like he's just too fucked up to come in (like how Colin filled in for him)
     
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    Dude Artie I realize you don't want to do it but just fucking commit to fucking subs or methadone at this point...you can't stay sober on your own obviously
     
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    So he had enough dope or pills to make it in last night, he must of not gotten enough and gotten over zealous and binged early this morning and ran out so now he's back withdrawing...poor guy outlined this whole damn existence in Crash and Burn for material
     
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    I shouldn't speculate to that extent thats probably not cool man