Wednesday 4/2/14 - Not Dead Yet? And, Get This, An Unknown Female Comic!

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  1. Peau de Soie

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    [h=2]Wednesday’s Guests[/h] We’re back! Artie returns to talk to comedian Carmen Lynch, singer Deana Martin, and 4-time NBA Champion John Salley!! Catch it on DIRECTV’s Audience Ch.239 at 2am ET/11pm PT!!!

    I have run out of snark. Enjoy the show.
     
  2. JRoyle411

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    I usually enjoy Salley......I will assume they will make no mention of the past 2 days absence and just pretend as if those days never existed.
     
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    * card subject to change
     
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    Apparently John will not be there tonight. Falatio's twatster says that his kids came in with the plague last Friday and he is still violently ill. Does this mean that Bocchetti will waddle over to the co-host chair?
     
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    Urgh. Can't he just chat with the wall instead? Or Fellatio? Maybe keep Unknown Female Comic # 57 in studio? Anything but more Blob.
     
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    better not be 3 hours of salley
     
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    Why can't Blobshitti be violently ill, for a month or two? WHY?
     
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    JRoyle411 I want to live in a hamburger bun.

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    Well you know he has had bronchitis for 20 years. If he can soldier through that with only missing a few shows.....I think we are stuck with him. On a brighter note, maybe we will get Maggie Gray as co-host again. Or perhaps Mario Cantone can crawl out of whatever hole he normally resides in.
     
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    Too easy.
     
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    Vegas has artie at 99/1 he shows up 2night. Even his own camp is going the other way.
     
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    Is that Dean Martins daughter or grand daughter
     
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    daughter i believe
     
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    no ritchie is amazing
    hopefully sally gets cancelled
    ritchie is so terrible
    i'd rather listen to some terrible girl fake comedian than about sally's dick enlargement pills
     
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    Thought it was vegan dick hardness pills, not enlargement. But yeah. I thought they were going to ban him when he missed his 1st appearance way back. Artie chewed him out then.
     
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    well that explains why nothing happened then
     
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    I can tell I'm already gonna love this show if Ritchie is not there. :grad: :yes: :dance:
     
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    They should put a cardboard cutout in Jon's seat like they do with Mike and have James imitate him.
     
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    Salley is a know it all piece of shit. Fuck him. He contributed about as much as I did to his championship teams. Fucking career bench warmer.
     
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    Ha the cardboard cut out would contribute just as much.
     
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    That's not fair. The cut-out would know how to shut up during Artie's punchlines.