Wednesday April 9, 2014 (Hammond, Godfrey, Tanyon Sturtze)

Discussion in 'The Artie Lange Show' started by ltd86, Apr 9, 2014.

  1. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Darrell Hammond
    Godfrey (hopefully the twins spelled Gottfried wrong)
    Tanyon Sturtze, famed middle reliever, said no one
     
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  2. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    In other news, Sturtze's wife:
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    It'd be highly preferable to have her on instead of Tanyon
     
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  3. ltd86

    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    Great. An hour of Hammond talking about how depressed and fucked up he is. Because he didn't get it across the first five fucking times he was on.
     
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    Darrell Hammond is a fucking douchebag.
     
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    No doubt about Hammond. When he talks and nods his head, he is probably thinking about giving someone in the studio a blow job.
    I cannot believe any one in their right mind, would pay good $$$ to see this jackass spew his thoughts of the world, and his supposed life of "sobriety".

    And by the way , Artie has fell off a wagon or 2 in the last month.
    I say he has been secretly gambling, and losing BIG on the recently completed NCAA tourney.
    He is also smoking, shooting, snorting something during those increasingly routines , of going to the rest room, or wherever he get high.
     
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    Remember when he and Nick used to chow down and lip smack on the air constantly? And we wondered why they couldn't squeeze those meals and snacks into the 29 minutes of every hour they WEREN'T in front of a live mic for the 3 lousy hours of the show?

    It's the same with Artie's current binge; he doesn't even have the courtesy to use his many long commercial breaks to finish getting high, let alone try to hold it together until after the show.
     
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    I heard him mention once that he used to drink too. I am getting sick of the once a week AA meetings, do your Bill Clinton impression tell the groupie story again and shut the fuck up.
     
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    The ass even the biggest spare baseball players get is insane.
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    As Artie would say, how could one God have created both of these ?

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    courtesy of @bocchettisgoite
     
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    once you start wearing sweatpants theres no turning back
     
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    Hopefully Hammond will tell us about the time he did the Clinton impression to bang the co-ed...................................again
     
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    Or about when he quit playing football after getting hit.
     
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    Now I have to listen just to see if he does...
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    what about some hooker he sent money to in new orleans?
    or someone identifying him as bill clinton in a crack house?

    i actually think hammond's gotten a little better as a guest though (the first few appearances were disturbing)
     
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    I wonder if jerry sandusky "interviewed" ritchie in a hotel room too.
     
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    1. artie doesn't know how to pronounce the last name of the coach of the miami heat

    2. falato has the creepiest molester smile. remember how he used to text nick's wife asking her to go to the movies with him?
     
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    Back when they used to call him gay all the time.:nono: Good thing he evolved since then
     
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    ltd86 Racist Banned User

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    artie evolves rapidly

    mike crying and blowing up the show's spot