Weird Ass Anonymous Phone Call/Voicemail

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  1. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    At 2:47 this afternoon, my cell phone rang. I was at work and didn't answer. The phone number was blocked and I figured it was my "in laws" or my BFF, both who have unlisted/private numbers.

    I checked the voicemail a few hours later. It was the weirdest voicemail I ever received. I have transcribed it or all of you in its entirety.
    Let me state up front that I was at home all night, completely sober, and went to bed at the same time as my boyfriend. I did not get up until this morning.





    Hey Robin, Baby What's up?
    Just calling to let you know I had a great time last night.
    Uh... I don't know if you remember anything from last night because I barely do
    I was soooooooo drunk
    First time I've been drunk in 53 years
    Alright, well I guess you're probably at work
    So have a good day at work sweetie
    I love you baby
    Bye






    It sounded like a drunk/sobering up Richard Christy.

    WTF?
     
  2. Doug Masters

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    I'm telling HC!
     
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    Mr X ?
     
  4. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream

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    Yeah, what was PK up to last night?
     
  5. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    He's already listened to the voicemail. I told him about it right away.
    :giggle:
     
  6. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    :bigthink:
     
  7. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    Sleeping, snoring. :dontknow:

    Sleep walking?
     
  8. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream

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    I didn't realize when you first told it that it was a voicemail, strange, anyone here wanna fess up?
     
  9. Westerberg

    Westerberg Perfectly Lethal VIP

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    53 years is a long time to go without being drunk.
     
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    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I think the only person old enough to have not been drunk in 53 years is that spazmattaz dude.
     
  11. JWC

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    You went out drinking with Daveindiego?
     
  12. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream

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    :pics:
     
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    Probably was Chuck. Heard he stalks chicks on the web
     
  14. BleedingGums

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    It was SuckC
     
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    Chuckz it is.
     
  16. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    I think only a couple people here have my number, Chuckles. Ahem.

    :wink:
     
  17. latin mami

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    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    That's what I thought, too!?!
    How the fuck old is the dude!?!??
     
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    How weird.
     
  20. ChuckZ

    ChuckZ Stay in bed, float up stream

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    ummm, I don't, you called :dontcare: