At 2:47 this afternoon, my cell phone rang. I was at work and didn't answer. The phone number was blocked and I figured it was my "in laws" or my BFF, both who have unlisted/private numbers. I checked the voicemail a few hours later. It was the weirdest voicemail I ever received. I have transcribed it or all of you in its entirety. Let me state up front that I was at home all night, completely sober, and went to bed at the same time as my boyfriend. I did not get up until this morning. Hey Robin, Baby What's up? Just calling to let you know I had a great time last night. Uh... I don't know if you remember anything from last night because I barely do I was soooooooo drunk First time I've been drunk in 53 years Alright, well I guess you're probably at work So have a good day at work sweetie I love you baby Bye It sounded like a drunk/sobering up Richard Christy. WTF?