WTF weird computer issue. Physical, virtual, and usb keyboards, only one button works. Windows 10

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  1. BethsZygote

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    I updated my laptop to windows 10, and now only the "I" button, backspace and enter keys work.
    At first I thought it that the attached keyboard had gotten wet or something, but the on screen keyboard will not accept any input other that "I" and a usb keyboard does the same thing.

    WTF could be up?
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Ha ha you're fucked faggot
     
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    Hold on.
     
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    brb
     
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    OK... I've got my cock out now...

    What, now ??
     
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    could be a bad flux capacitor

    try to jpeg it thru the email
     
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    ransonware :backlol:
     
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    Sorry to make this about me, but since you made this thread, I am having a similar problem. I have tap the caps lock key to type an uppercase letter. And then also hold down the shift button to do anything else on the upper deck. It's a pretty new keyboard. Annoying.

    Thoughts?
     
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    Lol
     
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    Get a Mac bug free
     
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    roll it back.
     
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    system restore?
     
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    Ah, no.
     
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    This video will explain how to fix everything.

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    If both your onscreen keyboard and usb keyboard is doing that, then you're fucked. Do a complete wipe and re-install.

    Or buy a Mac.
     
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    Try plugging it in to a different usb slot.
     
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