Weird Dog Problem

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  1. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    OK, sorry if this is Colin Powell. I don't own a dog. My two daughters own three dogs between them. My youngest moved home with her little cockalier over a year ago and things have been going swimmingly. My oldest graduated from college and moved home with her mutt and spanador. Things were working out pretty well. She moved in with her boyfriend about 90% of the time and took her two dogs with her.

    Adding to the mystery, I was away from home for about two months and just got back on Friday. None of the dogs have seen me much at all for that time. The cockalier picked right back up with me like I'd never left.

    Last night, the oldest daughter came back with her two dogs. Everyone is at work today but me. All three dogs have been pissing and shitting in the house this morning. They are all housebroken and have never displayed this behavior in the past. Today I have already cleaned four pisses and three shits. All the dogs are really comfortable with me so I don't think it's because I was gone. One of those little fuckers pissed right in front of me while I was cleaning up another piss. I've been letting them out a lot, trying to get them to go outside.

    Any dog whisperers out there? There has to be something going on here.:shit:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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  3. jackie the jerk

    jackie the jerk Not Mexican VIP

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    Put their nose in it, whip that ass, say NO in a deep voice and put it outside for a bit. Couple of times of doing that and the message will be sent.
     
  4. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    That's how you'd break a dog that isn't already housebroken. I'm thinking this is something else. Also, they are going to another room so I am never sure which dog did it. Plus if you don't catch them in the act, they have no idea why you are yelling at them. And lastly, I wouldn't whip a dog for any reason.
     
  5. Bye You!

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    Duh. Hire someone.

    The dog expert says so.
     
  6. Billy Brown

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    Yeah, that's not going to work.

    Don't do that.

    Seriously.
     
  7. jackie the jerk

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    Yeah and they are all marking territory over the others scent which is why they keep doing it.
     
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    It's a pee party. :woot: :party:
     
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    I am a dog lover had dogs all my life, almost every dog of mine has been house broke by 3 maybe 4 months, granted I don't mean beat the dog just a swat.
     
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    The cockalier is the sweetest dog I've ever known. It may have to do with the fact the her breeding isn't too far off the chain. Cocker spaniels and Cavelier King Charles are basically the same, one is smaller than the other.

    The Spanador, I'm not even sure that is what she is. My daughter's ex boyfriend bought it at a fucking mall pet store and was going to abandon it. My daughter got it from him. It does not resemble a cocker or a labrador at all. More like a wire haired terrier. Nice little dog but a little wacky. The Mutt is really a good dog.
     
  11. Chief2Kick

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    Let em know who is in charge an toss the whole lot of them outside for a couple of hours.
     
  12. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    I think you're right. This has never happened before so I'm not going to go out and hire someone. I'm gonna establish my alpha dominance and once again be king of the dogs.
     
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    These dogs are housebroken. That's why is is so weird.
     
  14. jackie the jerk

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    Yeah just sounds more like a dominate territory marking thing, yes girl dogs do it too.
     
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    Reps to everyone for the dog advice. Except Jackie, "You must spread some more around blah blah blah"
     
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    No problem my friend, just hope something helps.
     
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    :idea: piss on the dogs. :jj:
     
  18. GSD

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    Thank you for your call cat lady :rolleyes: :p
     
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    I know cats exhibit this behavior under distress and to mark territory. My guess is that in a few days things will calm down.
     
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