OK, sorry if this is Colin Powell. I don't own a dog. My two daughters own three dogs between them. My youngest moved home with her little cockalier over a year ago and things have been going swimmingly. My oldest graduated from college and moved home with her mutt and spanador. Things were working out pretty well. She moved in with her boyfriend about 90% of the time and took her two dogs with her. Adding to the mystery, I was away from home for about two months and just got back on Friday. None of the dogs have seen me much at all for that time. The cockalier picked right back up with me like I'd never left. Last night, the oldest daughter came back with her two dogs. Everyone is at work today but me. All three dogs have been pissing and shitting in the house this morning. They are all housebroken and have never displayed this behavior in the past. Today I have already cleaned four pisses and three shits. All the dogs are really comfortable with me so I don't think it's because I was gone. One of those little fuckers pissed right in front of me while I was cleaning up another piss. I've been letting them out a lot, trying to get them to go outside. Any dog whisperers out there? There has to be something going on here.