Weird-o Howard and Ralph

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Zelda, Jul 19, 2015.

  1. Zelda

    Zelda Legit Boss

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    I was listening to an old show and not only does Ralph buy his clothea for him, but he has to call Howard the night before and tell him what to wear because he has no clue what goes together. And Ralph would do his makeup for the E Show. Ughh
     
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    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    This is howard & ralph talking on the phone

    :wigtip: :uhippie:

    :words:
     
  3. Tyler9258

    Tyler9258 Old friends, old whiskey, old songs

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    I really want to know how much he makes for making Howard look like a fucking retard
     
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    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    Its even worse. Howard has to model and be photographed while Ralph writes down the articles of clothing.
    Its like flash cards for retards.

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  5. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Gawd, that neck!!!

    Most rich people catalog their clothes.

    Maybe not to this extent...

    :c
     
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  6. Tyler9258

    Tyler9258 Old friends, old whiskey, old songs

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    How hard is it to put clothes together? I'm colorblind and I can do it.
     
  7. FCCstandards

    FCCstandards Non-Essential Salooner VIP

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    How would you actually know? your color blind. :cool:
     
  8. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken I've got angst in my pants VIP

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    The more Ralph knows about Howie, the more he makes.
     
  9. Tyler9258

    Tyler9258 Old friends, old whiskey, old songs

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    Oh, I've made missteps before for sure haha.

    That's what my girlfriend is for.
     
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    is that for real? holy shit
     
  11. Princess Kitty

    Princess Kitty Let's Play

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    If you cut the head and neck off, it could be a decent look.
     
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