WTF Weirdest dream?

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  1. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    And did you feel the need to book a shrink app when you woke up?
     
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    I dreamed this morning that Hillary Clinton came to my childhood house in some mega tour bus, asked me to come with her. I went inside to pack my things, after waiting awhile she took off. :facepalm:
     
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    Book the appointment.
     
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    i've had multiple dreams where i killed multiple people


    not really sure what that means but


    also had one alien abduction dream that really freaked me the fuck out for a couple weeks....legit the scariest thing thats ever gone on in my brain
     
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    :shakey:
     
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    I had a really strange dream several months ago: a nude Burt Reynolds, Smokey and the Bandit era, sweaty and splattered in blood was making out with some guy, also nude. I can't remember who the other guy was (wasn't me! I'm no fag...), and then for no particular reason the guy is skinned and his flesh takes on a fake, bubblegum consistency and he's thrown into a giant blender-type machine where his lifeless body gets jammed in the blades and just grotesquely convulses. That's about all i can remember.
     
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    I have incredibly detailed and vivid dreams. I love it but my wife hates it when I try to relay the story to her. I also talk in my sleep, it was my birthday and my dad was rambling on and I yelled out "Just sing the fucking song", then I proceeded to sing happy birthday to myself. Years ago I yelled out "Get your hairbrush out of my ice cream, asshole".
     
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    i also dream about sour shoes a lot for some reason if that makes you feel better.....hes the only one from the stern show ive ever really dreamt about but its probably because i like to do his voices
     
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    Go to bed, Howard.
     
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    I have dreams like that and the police are chasing me. I wake up and I thank God that was a dream.
     
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    Night terrors?
     
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    Ha. Nope. Just epic weirdness.
     
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    I also wake up laughing hysterically. My wife thinks I'm insane.
     
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    Fuck man those are the worst, used to get them at least once a month.
     
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    that would definitely add another element to an already fucked up scenario....so far ive gotten away with all of my "virtual murders" if you will


    oh and when i was a kid after 9/11 happened i used to dream about jumping off the twin towers as the second plane was about to hit....that was pretty crazy. as i was falling i actually heard the plane hit in my dream....obviously i woke up well before impact in that one unfortunately
     
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    It means your mind is unsettled.....welcome to the jungle :oderus:
     
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    I did have a premonition dream once (or maybe it was just my subconscious mind).
    I had lost my keys and looked everywhere. Ended up getting new ones.
    Then I had a dream that I found them in a basket.
    Like six months later I found them in a milk crate in my spair room
     
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    Yeah. Now I know why I don't sleep much. Who needs it?
     
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    Negged for boring.