Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Jayla, Feb 20, 2016.
And did you feel the need to book a shrink app when you woke up?
I dreamed this morning that Hillary Clinton came to my childhood house in some mega tour bus, asked me to come with her. I went inside to pack my things, after waiting awhile she took off.
Book the appointment.
i've had multiple dreams where i killed multiple people
not really sure what that means but
also had one alien abduction dream that really freaked me the fuck out for a couple weeks....legit the scariest thing thats ever gone on in my brain
I had a really strange dream several months ago: a nude Burt Reynolds, Smokey and the Bandit era, sweaty and splattered in blood was making out with some guy, also nude. I can't remember who the other guy was (wasn't me! I'm no fag...), and then for no particular reason the guy is skinned and his flesh takes on a fake, bubblegum consistency and he's thrown into a giant blender-type machine where his lifeless body gets jammed in the blades and just grotesquely convulses. That's about all i can remember.
I have incredibly detailed and vivid dreams. I love it but my wife hates it when I try to relay the story to her. I also talk in my sleep, it was my birthday and my dad was rambling on and I yelled out "Just sing the fucking song", then I proceeded to sing happy birthday to myself. Years ago I yelled out "Get your hairbrush out of my ice cream, asshole".
i also dream about sour shoes a lot for some reason if that makes you feel better.....hes the only one from the stern show ive ever really dreamt about but its probably because i like to do his voices
Go to bed, Howard.
I have dreams like that and the police are chasing me. I wake up and I thank God that was a dream.
Ha. Nope. Just epic weirdness.
I also wake up laughing hysterically. My wife thinks I'm insane.
Fuck man those are the worst, used to get them at least once a month.
So far, @Chicken Soda wins.
that would definitely add another element to an already fucked up scenario....so far ive gotten away with all of my "virtual murders" if you will
oh and when i was a kid after 9/11 happened i used to dream about jumping off the twin towers as the second plane was about to hit....that was pretty crazy. as i was falling i actually heard the plane hit in my dream....obviously i woke up well before impact in that one unfortunately
It means your mind is unsettled.....welcome to the jungle
I did have a premonition dream once (or maybe it was just my subconscious mind).
I had lost my keys and looked everywhere. Ended up getting new ones.
Then I had a dream that I found them in a basket.
Like six months later I found them in a milk crate in my spair room
Yeah. Now I know why I don't sleep much. Who needs it?
Negged for boring.