Weirdest place you ever had sex?

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  1. BatmiteReturns

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    When I was a teenager had sex at a few different cemeteries.

    Taco Bell, Walgreens and a hospital bathroom.

    Elevator at our local mall.

    BJ on a plane to Florida (in our seats)

    Banged this chick over the hood of my car outside in the woods.

    I think that's about it.
     
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    In the ass, Bob?
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I was once having sex with an 18 year old girl in my truck in a secluded parking lot at night when I was interrupted by a cop knocking on the window. He just checked the girl's id to make sure she was 18 and left us alone.
     
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    In the parlor. With a candlestick. With Professor Plum
     
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    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! Gold

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    Stairwell of a casino in Bossier City, LA.
     
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    While both drunk I ate a girl out in the back of a cab, got to the club and realized neither of us had $15, and the cabbie said 'don't worry about it!' and let us walk.

    Got jacked off on a bus/plane (didn't nut either time) and fingered girls on a train/plane

    Banged an ex girlfriend in her parents hottub (she lost her panties in the gazebo and never found them) and I felt like I was going to die after. I needed to drink a ton of water.

    Never had sex on a beach, though the girl wanted to. I didn't want to get sand anywhere it shouldn't be
     
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    Your mama's bed!!!

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    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    Handjob in McDonald's bathroom.

    Sex in hot tub.
     
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    Outside a video store. Ryan Gosling poster was staring at me
     
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    i banged this broad on a dudes front yard fresh yr college and got home and was all fuck where is my wallet. Next day a 70 yr old dude tracks me down and says hey I found your wallet on my front yard how did it get there? :jj:
     
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    My mom's asshole
     
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    Have you seen the video, I'm sure everybody else has.
     
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    Oldest ride, longest line.
     
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    woooooooooo!
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    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
     
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    Apartment Elevator
     
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