News Welcome back wife is a whore

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    We missed you, brother. Glad to have you back :party: :yes: :cheer:
     
  2. Summer

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    Thanks shitty
     
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  3. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Hey babe
     
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    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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  5. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    He had some stuff to take care of. He's back. Thanks the e gods
     
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  6. stanggirl

    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    I missed him
     
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    Me too--I was wondering where he was. Welcome back!
     
  8. Slow

    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    He asked me to pass on another official statement

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  9. stanggirl

    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    Anal!!!
     
  10. Rescued Owl

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    You should ask Mrs. shitty for a shot at the old Stinky Winker tonight in WIAH's honor dude.
     
  11. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :wtf
     
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    stanggirl There's no replacement for displacement

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    Great idea!
     
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  13. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I tried. She has a cold and is on her period. It's the perfect storm here
     
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    So a blow job is out of the question?
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    :lol:
     
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    MrPPV The Shed Stopper

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    Who needs wiaw, when we got summer back.
     
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    You poor bastard. You remind me of Schleprock.
     
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    BobWeired VIP Extreme Gold

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    My go to move at that point is to just jerk off on her head while she is laying in bed.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    I just told her I purposely wasn't gonna jerk off. She's asked why. I told her I'm gonna shoot such a load on her that she's gonna feel it
     
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    :wub:
     
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