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  1. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    I'm sorry you folks got pranked again, this time probably permanently. Without the $37 Mutt cleared from SuperFanRoundTable he just couldn't keep the joint afloat, I guess.

    I'd like to take this time to introduce myself, and speed up the assimilation process. I am Wife Is A Whore, the Poster of the Year for the Dawg Shed Stern Forum. I have no official powers, except I am adept at swaying public opinion, as shown by the legions of my fellow posters who proclaimed me their POTY.

    The big thing for ya is don't come in here and shit up the joint. You people fucked up my former home, the great SternFanSNetwork, and I won't tolerate it here. The following are some things you should know:

    -- Arguing is fine, encouraged actually, but don't get any delusions of turning this into SFN.

    -- Jailbait pics, overt racism and NAMBLA fantasies are not allowed here. I think that last one is why yer former mods stopped posting here.

    -- NSFW pics need spoiler tags and should be labeled NSFW.

    -- If you admit to having a vagina, I will sexually harass you. This can be handled in an efficient manner if you PM me your Age Height and Jeans Size. Your admission will also get you showered with Likes and Reps from @Shitwave72, hoping you will give him attention.

    -- Our mods are generally OK. If you venture into the Bar, be aware that @gilaet is a heavy drinker, and @DrivenByDemons is kinda douchey and thinks he's way funnier than he actually is.

    -- We have a stickied thread for pro wrestling discussion, so please only make wrestling threads if it is something that made mainstream news.

    -- StutteringJohn gets butthurt and quits from time to time, but he always comes back when there is something to plug.

    -- Beth is a damaged whore. She has the mind of a 12y/o girl, and the lil bim was glad to get rid of it.

    -- Don't argue w/ Dawg until you figure out how to argue w/ Dawg. Also, he is a beaner, but legal, allegedly.

    -- There is a NSFW forum for supporters of the Shed. It contains a thread where some of the broads around here post nude pics from time to time. It is worth a fiver to check out from time to time. If you are a broad and submit pics for it, you usually get some comped supporter status. Ask first, but I think that is the deal.

    -- Pretty much all of these Stern Forum broads are teases. You got a better chance of Howard being roasted by Jackie, Gilbert, Artie, Richard Pryor and Pat Cooper than getting titty pics outta these broads, much less butthole.

    -- I like hot chick buttholes.

    -- No file sharing. Not links, not really even discussion. They bug out on that shit.

    -- No pics from the Fappening. When the Hispanic Homie in charge gets letters from attorneys, even DMCA notices, shit starts going sideways around this joint. The less trouble caused means the less rules we need to hear about.

    -- No call out threads here on the Stern Side.

    -- Howard's show sucks as bad as Mutt's website did. Get over it. He evolved, now you need to.

    As a gesture of peace, I would like you to sacrifice one of your own. See an insufferable douche from the other place start posting, point him/her out and tell us why we should hate them. We'll know what to do.

    Cordially Yours,

    Wife is a Whore
     
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  2. Butt Trumpet

    Butt Trumpet Rimming aint easy. Gold

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    Zis vent vell.
     
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    JumboWop Outlaw Gold

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    must have taken forever to bang that out on your Jitterbug.

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  4. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Worst case of puff skull I've ever seen. I've had puff skull many times so I know what I speak of.
     
  5. Nick Mondo

    Nick Mondo Well-Known Member

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    Fuck any faggots from SFN. that being said, funniest shit ever!
     
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  6. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    I put it up now, so they could see it in the morning.
     
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    Anfkid Blue Banner Mafia Staff Member

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    Still the king of the stern forum.
     
  9. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    Thanks fer provin my point, bro.
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Fer :facepalm:
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I can't help but like you.
     
  12. wife is a whore

    wife is a whore Stripped of POTY for butthurting staff VIP

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    That's what all the ladies be sayin.

    They wanna hate me, cause I call em broads and talk about buttfuckin and the crazy, but the guinea charm wins em over every time. It is like the Kavorka.

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    Ving Well-Known Member

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    cetiya Lunatic VIP

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    If you do venture over to the bar, don't be dismayed when you're called a shit mult, that happens to everybody!
     
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    Head Censor Turgid Member VIP

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    This is quite possibly the single most informative and insightful post ever authored here on the Shed. Major kudos to you for stepping up and taking the reins as POTY so authoritatively. :D
     
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    You forget to mention that we provide a safe haven where can correctly point out that Beth is a cunt without incurring the "wrath" of John Daniels.
     
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    BTW, I've been meaning to mention to you, Shirley looks damn hot in a Tiara.

    I likey a lot.
     
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    njguy8 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Yes ladies and gentlemen from SFN, that's the real Anfkid.

    Show respect or bend over and kiss it goodbye!
     
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    well done! :beer: