News Welcome to the age of the "bacon crimes" - wish I was kidding...

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  1. Head Censor

    Head Censor Turgid Member VIP

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    You have got to be fucking kidding me. The FBI is supposedly offering a $5000 reward for information leading to the arrest and prosecution of the person who allegedly placed a couple strips of bacon on the door handles of some mosque in Las Vegas.

    http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/storie...ME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2015-12-30-22-41-49

    How does the very same government that actually sponsored the "Piss Christ" exhibition justify prosecuting and possibly imprisoning another person for something as ridiculously harmless as leaving a piece of bacon lying around? I could maybe see a minor misdemeanor vandalism charge, but even that's a stretch.
     
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  2. zutroy

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    a severed pig's head was found outside a Philadelphia worship site earlier this month.

    Call Farmer Vincent to pick it up. It never hurts to have a spare.

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    Islamaphobia, fear of pissing off Muslims and giving them a reason to do harm.
     
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    Durka durka, Mohammed Jihad, durka 1st street and bakalaka Las Vegas drive.
     
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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Yeah. Trump's sounding better every day. Thanks Obama. @Kanye West
     
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    It's ok for Madona to hang on a cross at a concert but the bacon stunt is a problem . Go figure .
    I'm not religious, but fair is fair .
     
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    You know what's a bacon crime? Not cooking it properly. Got a chicken club sandwich yesterday and the bacon had the texture of goddamn chewing gum. Gross.
     
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    I just don't even see a slight connection between those things. One is someone performing their art in a place sanctioned for that and the other is someone screwing with a private place of worship. You are allowed to offend people with your art, but you aren't allowed to vandalize their property. Now, bacon is not really vandalism and the reaction is way overblown. If you can figure out who did it, you tell them to knock it off and that trespassing charges will be brought if they return to the property. Not act like someone did some real damage. Throw the meat away, wash your hands and move on with your day.
     
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  9. Head Censor

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    Sounds like a far more reasonable reaction to me than putting up many thousands of dollars to pursue bogus hate crimes charges.
     
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    Edgy stuff here. :ucoffee:
     
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    What happens if they determine it was turkey bacon?
     
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    no one should put anything on anyones elses property
     
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    Wasting delicious bacon is an unforgivable crime. :bigcry:
     
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    how long until bacon is illegal. or buying it deemed offensive. its coming
     
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    eating bacon right now. phuck muslims :hw:

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    Agree to a point.

    But tell me this is really how you want our valuable FBI resources being allocated in this day and age.
     
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