Stern Show Welcome "Wonder" Beth's new blind foster

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  1. MutteringJohn

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    When I deliver kitties to a forever family, I open up more room in my heart and home to save another. Meet new foster "Wonder". We sent him straight to Long Island Vet Specialists for immediate care. We don't think he has any eyesight. Update tomorrow. #wonderboy#olliesnewbestfriend
     
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    What a horror show. It's like a macabre skit. :(
     
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    "We don't think he has any eyesight." :jj: You don't think eh? And what gives one such an idea? The fact the thing doesn't seem to have any fucking eyes to see with?!?!
     
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    I'm getting seriously creeped out. For real.
     
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    "We dont think he has any eyesight" (because we poured acid in his eyes)
     
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    Your laser pointers. Give them to me. NOW.
     
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    She sure has lots of cats. Does she send over one of the help to get them. or does she take her limo over to the NSAL herself. Does she make a shelter worker come over to the mansion? All I know is their house must smell like cat piss.
     
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    By this point, I'm sure Howard built a separate outbuilding just off to the side of Chimney Manor for Bimba and her kittehs
     
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    Won't this whore go away already?
     
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    Put the poor cat out of it's misery.
     
  12. Bye You!

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    From the pics it appears they are using the pool house for the cats. What a friggin' waste.

    Imagine what normal people would do with that set up.
     
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    Beth's running her own Little Pet Shop of Horrors.

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    Geez, I have to stop clicking on these threads. It's just too depressing what this crazy bitch is doing to the kittens, she's a very sick woman
     
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    She's gotta have something to do outside the house. Ain't nothing g else going on for her.

    I gotta say, that first sentence sounds like a 6 year old mixed with a sickeningly sweet Kathy Lee-ism

    "When I deliver kitties to a forever family, I open up more room in my heart and home to save another."

    Hey Howard, I can't imagine Amal Clooney (the woman who you have unabashed admiration of) saying something as immature and dumb as this. Wonder how long it took Beth to craft it. I'm thinking she got some inspiration from a Hallmark card.
     
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    Reminds me of some kind of kitty Munchausen syndrome.
     
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    Delivering them is ALL Beth does. She takes them after someone else has done all the hard work and she certainly hasn't SAVED any of them.
     
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    Me no can find the knitting needles Mees Beff.
     
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    Sounds like an insensitive joke about Stevie Wonder. Real classy, Beth.
     
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    Beth claims EVERY cat with abnormal-looking eyes is blind and often has to revise her story multiple times. Remember Milly? :

    bethostern Who wants to play with Milly? she keeps walking into things and hitting her little head. #blindkittenproblems

    Approx. 1 week later:
    bethostern Update! Little Milly has very limited vision due to an infection when she was born. Her condition will not worsen, nor get better. She will live a normal kitty life with her funny looking eyes and occasionally walking into things!

    A few days later:
    bethostern Milly can see. Due to an infection she was born with, her second eyelids are showing. We went to an eye specialist veterinarian and her eyes will not get worse nor ever look perfect. She doesn't miss anything! Perfect with her litter box and sees very well!

     
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