I'm tired of jumping threads. This is my thread for the evening. Be very fucking careful if you opt to play with me, 'cause I'm listening to sad songs, and my boobs hurt. I'm bitchy as fuck. I'm usually funny as hell when I'm like this, and you'll appreciate it if I don't chew your fucking face off first. I refuse to move from here for the rest of the night though. I'm retaining water like the fucking Hoover dam.