Well here we go!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Apr 27, 2012.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I'm tired of jumping threads. This is my thread for the evening.

    Be very fucking careful if you opt to play with me, 'cause I'm listening to sad songs, and my boobs hurt. I'm bitchy as fuck.

    I'm usually funny as hell when I'm like this, and you'll appreciate it if I don't chew your fucking face off first. :hat:

    I refuse to move from here for the rest of the night though. I'm retaining water like the fucking Hoover dam.
     
  2. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    what's wrong with your tits now?
     
  3. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    [video]http://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=i%27m+here+without+you+baby+3+doors+down&docid=5049490514575552&mid=8BA0619E39FB8A3BD9F38BA0619E39FB8A3BD9F3&view=detail&FORM=VIRE1[/video]
     
  4. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    They get sore as fuck once a month, you fuckin' virgin. I'd stab you before I let you touch them right now.
     
  5. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    This is a good thread

    But it could be a little

    longer...
     
  6. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    This is going to be my thread to post in tonight
     
  7. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    that could be fun. its already kind of hot
     
  8. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    My goddamn shit is all fucked up right now............downstairs girl downloaded bit-torrent, fucked up all the toolbars, and now google isn't my generic search bar.

    Can't lie............it's ticking me off. That video should have shown up.
     
  9. Nantrax

    Nantrax Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Bit Torrent rules
     
  11. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Banned User

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    I hope slippy's modem breaks.
     
  12. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Man if I had a dime for every....
     
  13. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I'll kill you! I'll kill you dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    :golfclap:

    Wear a helmet.
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    You would if your wife didn't have credit cards :owned:

    Sorry, wanted to beat Schmoopy to it
     
  15. B Stache

    B Stache is Bahindur Stachian

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    Went to Hoover Dam last week :cheer:
     
  16. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Gotta make Mrs. Vyb a goddamn birthday cake.

    Isn't this what bakeries are for? With professionals and shit?
     
  17. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I hope you die of ass cancer that spread to your face.

    We don't all get what we hope for, fuckface.
     
  18. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    sorry, I forgot to check my spreadsheet to find out when you would be bleeding :pie:
     
  19. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    That was my nucca VooDoo Doll. Fer realzees.
     
  20. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Yes. You'd be a moron to not unclench your wallet enough for a good cheesecake or ice-cream cake, professionally made.