Well I finally did the despicable,I got a fat

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  1. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    I promised Chriza a nice meal in exchange for sex. But it was so bad, I dumped his ass before taking him to 7/11

    Now I feel terrible.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    poor Teeney :down:
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Joke's on you, I went anyway
     
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  4. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    the sex sucked but I saved $1.99
     
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  5. gwartney

    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    A Race Trac gas station close to me just put in a kitchen. I wonder how they were getting all of that cooked food before? :ucoffee:
     
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    Shivvy 100k Post Club

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    Dev did the same thing
     
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  7. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    when will you all realize sex with the pasty white boys is never good
     
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  9. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    This moves you down to #8
     
  10. Orgy Pants

    Orgy Pants teklife

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  11. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    [​IMG] :gar:
     
  12. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    The good news is your virginity is still intact. :up:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    I thought thw thread said you got fat.
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    So did I
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    :what:
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    :bigcry:
     
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  18. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    looks like someone is not getting a slurpee
     
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  19. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    but women's sunglasses are missing @Chriza
     
  20. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    but my life is at a noine
     
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