Well, I think this qualifies as the worst first date ever...

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  1. Mlaw

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    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    Another reason to quit smoking

    Jennifer Rosoff, 35, was with a male friend having a cigarette on the terrace of her 57th Street high rise apartment near First Avenue at around 12:30 a.m. when police sources said she sat on the railing, sources said.
     
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    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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  5. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    The question is---

    is it worse for the dead broad or her date?

    I mean dying sucks, but being the guy whose date falls 17th floors on your first date sucks too :bigthink:
     
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    I guess you could say she











    Fell for him
     
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    lets not go too far...Gary hasn't posted his date thread yet.
     
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    Apple the cat Moral conscience of the Shed

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    Not to worry... GP2 has a date tonight. I'm sure he'll find a way to fuck it up so badly this date will look like it had a happy ending.
     
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    :jj:


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    Over heels
     
  10. Mlaw

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    :jj:
     
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    She looks like she was about to die of starvation anyway

    Jesus eat a cheeseburger you skinny bitch


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    I'd hit it
     
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    The sidewalk beat you to it OH SNAP
     
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    "There was a man who was hysterical and crying by the elevators,” said a neighbor who lives on the 14th Floor. β€œHe told me that he and Jennifer were on their first date. They has just gotten back and she was showing him her apartment.”

    :jj:

    "And here's the balcony AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
     
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    Howard would say she needed to lose 10-15 lbs.
     
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    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    She may not have been a great date. If ya know what im sayin
     
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    [video=youtube;4uSeuYyPDBQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4uSeuYyPDBQ[/video]
     
  20. Mlaw

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    she invited him up to her place, he was getting it in