Entertainment Well, it looked like a cock

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  1. Shithead

    Shithead Well-Known Member

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    'PENIS' accidentally screened on national TV as "well-endowed" sailor wearing shorts appears to suffer MAJOR wardrobe malfunction
    • 21:23, 20 Apr 2016
    • Updated 21:33, 20 Apr 2016
    • By Ruth Halkon
    An idyllic family lunch on a boat became rather X-rated when a 'penis' belonging to one of the sons decided it wanted to share a piece of the limelight
    An idyllic family lunch on a boat became rather X-rated when a 'penis' belonging to one of the sons decided it wanted to share a piece of the limelight
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    An idyllic family lunch on a boat became rather X-rated when a 'penis' belonging to one of the sons decided it wanted to share a piece of the limelight

    A national broadcaster was left red-faced when an unexpected guest made itself very visible in its flagship programme.
    An idyllic family lunch on a boat became rather X-rated when what appeared to be a penis belonging to one of the sons decided it wanted to share a piece of the limelight.
    The clip came from Danish broadcaster TV2's Sail to Distant Shores which follows Mikkel Beha Erichsen and his family as they spend three years travelling round the world on a boat.
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    This may look like an idyllic family lunch
    The money shot provoked much hilarity on Danish journalist Anders Breinholt's talk show Natholdet , who revealed the suspicious body part was actually his foot.
    In a clip shared on YouTube he jokes about the unwelcome visitor with a guest and advises people to be careful about what they choose to wear when the TV cameras are on them.
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    A body part makes a brief appearance
    He says; "If you are the type that wears loose shorts then remember to think how they fit when you sit down on a table, possibly on a boat, if you're out sailing.
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    "This is from the TV programme 'Penis for Distant Shores' no its called 'Sail for Distant Shores.'
    He adds Mikkel's son Emil and his brother have become hits with the ladies because of the TV show, and now they are back in Denmark, this "even though its only his foot" will make him more popular.
     
  2. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Maker of Lists Gold

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    He chubs around family.
     
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    Sometimes you just have to air it out.
     
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  4. Beth143nacho

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    It's his foot,wtf?
     
  5. thegroovologist

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    Exactly.
     
  6. Getthepoisonout

    Getthepoisonout I regret my username

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    And I was just about to be impressed.
     
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    His foot is shaped like a penis?
     
  8. HypocriteHowie

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    Well his mom is lounging around with her breasts just about hanging out.

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    "He took it...out"
     
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    JFK Ask not what your country can do for you.

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    In 1987, NASCAR Driver Tim Richmond subtley whipped it out for a promotional poster:

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  11. StRyDeRxX

    StRyDeRxX Bling Bling Gold

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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    I get that all the time. "it's not my foot, baby"
     
  13. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    Well, it's definitely a foot long (almost).
     
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    I don't care, but WTF was for lunch? Is there another clip of him taking a massive shit on a plate?
     
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