Well it's about cunting time.

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  1. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    http://jezebel.com/cunty-cuntish-cunted-and-cunting-added-to-oxford-engl-1543768870

    Cunty, Cuntish, Cunted and Cunting Added to Oxford English Dictionary

    Four different forms of the word 'cunt' have been added to the Oxford English Dictionary, and they're all spectacular.

    This week, the OED opened its doors (which look like enormous old timey cartoon books from the forgotten animated classic The Pagemaster) to nine hundred new entries and subentries, all of which which are helpfully listed on the linguistic giant's public website. They're not all new and they're definitely not all common, but the OED's job isn't to just catalog the common. As Time explains,

    That might sound like a lot, but one has to keep in mind that the dictionary covers everything, not just words average people use in daily conversation. Among the new entries, for example, are drool-inducing adjectives like ethnopharmacologic and now-extinct creatures like the scimitar-horned oryx. (We'll pour one out for you, Ory.)
    As with other "hey check out these new words!"/"those crazy kids with their iPods and their slangs!" lists, this one contains several items that make ya go "hm." Like beatboxer, bestie, chugging (can butt-chugging be far behind?), death spiral, do-over, exfoliator, sciency, and whackadoodle, along with other complicated-sounding latin root hybrids that probably mean exactly the thing some frustrated academic somewhere has wanted to say for years.

    But the crown jewels in the new additions (and the words I'm most likely to use in my day-to-day life) are the Four Cunts — cunty, cuntish, cunted, and cunting. "Cunty" is a word with which uses a naughty word to mean "highly objectionable or unpleasant." "Cuntish" is a word that can be used to describe an "objectionable person or behavior." "Cunted" is slang for being under the influence of drugs or alcohol. And "cunting," like its cousins "fucking" or "motherfucking" is an intensifier that means "very much."

    I'm cunting delighted.
     
  2. Psyche

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    How about clitty? I use that as the slightly less obnoxious version
     
  4. Scott

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    Example plz
     
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    Tigger Please VIP Extreme Gold

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    "Well, that was a rather clitty way to act towards your best friend!"
     
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    CUNTY :artiejj:

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    That sounds hawt :grad: :dontknow:
     
  8. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Clitty sounds a lot more obnoxious than cunty.
     
  9. wetback

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    How bout cunny
     
  10. TripTo My Taint

    TripTo My Taint Well-Known Member

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    But the clit is the best part of the...cunt.
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    "Do you know what she did? Your cunting daughter?"
     
  12. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    Where are the pics?
     
  13. Scott

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    Probably for the girl but you can't really stick your dick in a clit so it's pretty useless.