well NOW I'm in a pickle!

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Oct 20, 2012.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Not really. At least...........I don't think so.

    Got off the phone with PP, going to be an early night, he should be home in half an hour. As we were talking on the phone, his big-mouthed boss (also my friend since I was 16) kept yipping off, so I told him to bring them over for a beer at the end of the night, so I could put him in his place properly.

    Do keep in mind: this guy has an abnormally large head. I don't know if that is relevant to anything or not, but he has to get helmets specially sized for that watermelon of a fuck. His nickname in our teen years was "lip-ripper" - and it had nothing to do with his non-existant sexual prowess. He literally ripped a man's face in half.

    I think the big head thing just makes him a little more intimidating. :dontknow:

    I have a fat fucking mouth, that I can't shut to save my own life.

    Thankfully the fellow loves me, but we'll see. Nothing like getting a crazy man drunk and telling him he's a fuckface at the same time! Finally.............something interesting for my Friday night. :dance:
     
  2. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    Can you send me your dirty panties?
     
  3. Eni

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    PP??
     
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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    Your too please TIA
     
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    If his name was Lipshitz, I would tell you to ask him, "If your lipshitz, what's ur asshole for?" :hat:
     
  6. Eni

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    What would you do with it?
    :c
     
  7. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    sure - will you wash them and send them back please? I wear expensive panties.

    PP = penis provider

    He's my boyfriend Eni, I just don't like that title. ;)
     
  8. BearShit

    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    Use them to hold up my bane mask for halloween

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    BearShit BearShit + Tom Hardy = BFF

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    Of course I would. Next day UPS
     
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    :cheer: ENI, I would eat them, even if........ hahahhahhah remember the other night comment :D
     
  11. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I'm polishing up my lines as I wait. ;)
     
  12. Eni

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    Slippy, no one loves you ore then me on here, but can you tell me again what happened in a more simple way, so I can understand it?
    :wub:
     
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    PP= penis provider

    :rofl: :funny:

    :lol:
     
  14. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    Very sweet. I'd likely have to wash the slobber off of them, but I'd appreciate them being returned. :hat:
     
  15. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    yes punkin:

    PP's boss is coming over for a beer

    He's a scary asshole

    I have a foul mouth that I cannot control

    Should be amusing. ;)
     
  16. Eni

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    :jj:

    You are so naughty
    and I remember
    :c
     
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    If it gets uncomfortable just let me know, and I will call you.
    :cheer:
    Should be amusing.
     
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    Sorry Slipps, it is from a early 80's movie called Badboys, just had to throw it in there. Otherwise just be yourself, you da' man ;) nobody gives Slippy shit in her house, NOBODY
     
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    Me and Eni on the same page :cheer: u are ok in my book Eni, cool chick
     
  20. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    :lol:

    I love you so much!