WTF Well that was gross

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    So yesterday I took Miss Chriza and her lil niglet to lunch. It wasn't where I would have chosen to go, but he was really wanting to eat at his favorite place, which is an all you can eat buffet with pizza and a salad bar and all that. Izzy's, for those of you who live in the PNW.
    http://www.izzysonline.com/iz.pl?pg=mu#classic

    So anyway, dis little mudder fucker [​IMG] , he comes back to the table and this is what he's done:

    He got a few pieces of pizza, then went to the dinner buffet and ladled gravy all over them. :puke:

    Then, as if that's not enough, he takes these pieces of pizza, dripping with gravy, and mother fucker then dips them in ranch before eating

    What the fucking fuck


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  2. Bro

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    Sounds delicious.
     
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    Need to train that kid
     
  4. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Reenactment:


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    Did you see my lunch thread in the bar?
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Will this be a deal breaker on the future of your relationship?
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

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    NO!
     
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    I just took a huge dump
     
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    I don't know if Pizza Hut still does the lunch buffett but I always remember the fat fucks used to go to the salad bar and not get a single salad item but would fill a bowl with ranch to pour on their pizza.
     
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    Shivvy Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Why was there gravy at a pizza buffet place? :wtf:
     
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  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    And then he got all sick and had to put his head down and almost puked on the way home

    I was all like


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    He's not the one with the nice ass and vagina.
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I ate salad, pizza, and chicken
     
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    Better than any of the pics you've ever posted.
     
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    This thread makes me feel like in 8th grade.
     
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  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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  18. Mark Mayonnaise

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    That explains your grasp of sentence structure
     
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    Women hate all you can eat buffets.
     
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    Who remembers this cartoon?

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