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  1. Shithead

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    Chlamydia outbreak hits abstinence-only Texas high school; officials rethink sex ed
    BY Meg Wagner
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Wednesday, May 6, 2015, 10:56 AM

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    An abstinence-only high school in a tiny Texas town is battling a colossal chlamydia epidemic.

    District officials are rethinking their approach to sex education after 20 of Crane High School’s 300 students tested positive for the sexually transmitted disease.

    The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention called the outbreak a health issue at “epidemic proportions,” KFOR reported.

    Crane Independent School District met Monday to discuss possible updates to the high school’s conservative sex education program.

    “We do have an abstinence curriculum, and that’s evidently ain’t working,” superintendent Jim Rumage told the TV station. “We need to do all we can, although it’s the parents’ responsibility to educate their kids on sexual education.”

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    Twenty students at Crane High School in Crane, Texas, was been diagnosed with chlamydia, health officials said.
    However, Rumage defended the current teachings to the San Antonio Express-News.

    “If kids are not having any sexual activity, they can’t get this disease,” he said. “That’s not a bad program.”

    Any changes must be approved by the school board at a May 19 meeting.

    The 20-teen outbreak, significant in the West Texas town of 3,000 people, prompted the district to send letters home to parents last week.

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    Chlamydia is curable, but if left untreated can cause permanent damage to women's reproductive systems.
    Chlamydia is curable, but if left untreated can cause permanent damage to women's reproductive systems.

    The Crane Independent School District did not immediately return the Daily News' request for comment.
     
  2. smichal

    smichal A1 Dick Game

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    that is what "the black guy who tips" was talking about yesterday on spreecast
     
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    Obvious solution: pray harder and hand out more Bibles.
     
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    lotta sluts in that school

    that's awesome
     
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    This is what happens when you remove prayer from school. :no:
     
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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    when you're the superintendent of a school board
    and you're making an official statement

    don't use the word---ain't



    “If kids are not having any sexual activity, they can’t get this disease,” he said. “That’s not a bad program.”

    i'm sure he means well here
     
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    unintended consequences can be eye opening.
     
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    Chlamydia? She be Big Leroy's sister?
     
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    I love shit like this. Rednecks using redneck logic and failing miserably. Texas fucker because fuck Texas. Just bury your head in the sand and pray and it will all be OK. Fucking dipshits.
     
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    Is it any wonder we rank below Guam and Albania in studies?
     
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    Football team and the one chick in foster care with forearm scars and cigarette burns.
     
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    I'm blowing my mind up!
     
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    If all they have is chlamydia, I'd call this program a huge success.
     
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    An oldie but a goodie...
     
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    "Chlamydia outbreak hits abstinence-only Texas high school; officials rethink sex ed"



    The Lord works in mysterious ways!
     
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    Can they really pray the crabs away?
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    You should give the commencement address. So eloquent.
     
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    God's work!