Well this won't help my "career"

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Lemmy, Jan 22, 2014.

  1. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I start my shift a few hours before my direct supervisor and this morning I sat at his desk during rollcall and forgot my phone by his computer. I was busy so I didn't notice I had left it behind. Later in the morning he calls me over radio to return to the office and when I walk in he hands me my phone and he seems a bit cranky when he gave me an assignment (he's typically a douche). After I go back to my car I check my phone for messages and see that he called my phone before he called me over radio.....we often are given legit "errands" via cell phone rather than tying up radio. FUCK!!!!!

    First off in my contacts he is listed as "ShitStain" and this is the pic that is assigned to him.....

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    Not really a big deal since it's my phone and whatnot but he already doesn't like me so I'm sure this won't help. Just another of many bridges I've burned. :jj:
     
  2. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    You're starting to be like if Shean was a policeman.
     
  3. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    I hear there's a car salesman opening in Baltimore.
     
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    Is this the guy that your ex-wife left you for or was it some other guy? :c
     
  8. ice cream

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    "legit errands" = donut runs
     
  9. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    I do believe it's somebody that she works with that she is fucking.....could be more than one though. :c
     
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    And "legit errands" sound like a waste of tax payer money IMO. :coffee:
     
  11. Schmoopy

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    :nojj:
     
  12. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Well there's legit and there are shenanigans. By legit I mean picking up cars from the repair facilities, radios from the shop, picking up/delivering equipment.....that sorta malarkey. Believe what is most amusing though. :toptip:
     
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    You've been on the force for a while, right? They still make you do those little bitch jobs?
     
  14. ice cream

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    how bad is steroid abuse with state police and the sort?
     
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    :wtf:
     
  16. Lemmy

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    I'm in a small unit so we take care of our own stuff like that. Besides it beats dealing with a homeless loon pissing on himself. :dontknow:
     
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    You left your phone face up?
     
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    ice cream Well-Known Member

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    do you guys patrol near the borders of other towns,or is that a "soft spot"?
     
  19. BLOW ME

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    have you ever had a job where your Dad wasn't your boss?
     
  20. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    No idea 50/50
    When I was by a border yes and I'm sure officers assigned there do. I'm based at the center of the city in the downtown area.