Well, what are your New Year's Resolutions?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by J Hi, Dec 31, 2013.

  1. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    228,852
    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2011
    Messages:
    41,533
    Likes Received:
    27,614
    I'll start....(and this is serious, no horsing around)

    #1 - I will get back to riding my awesome bike, Judy....I really enjoy that but could not ride her this year :(

    #2 - I will learn how to change a flat tire :dontknow:

    #3 - I will plant 25-30 more shrubs/bushes to completely block the view of my neighbor :)
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    348,767
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    185,229
    Likes Received:
    67,931
    I will stop touching children
     
  3. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    132,500
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2010
    Messages:
    44,521
    Likes Received:
    24,206
    to be sassier
     
  4. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    126,014
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    65,709
    Likes Received:
    20,006
    Those diapers won't change themselves, dad
     
  5. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    228,852
    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2011
    Messages:
    41,533
    Likes Received:
    27,614
    thanks you for your input
     
  6. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

    Reputations:
    196,010
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    127,132
    Likes Received:
    25,865
    create more copycat threads
     
  7. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    228,852
    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2011
    Messages:
    41,533
    Likes Received:
    27,614
    :giggle:
     
  8. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

    Reputations:
    116,659
    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2011
    Messages:
    70,782
    Likes Received:
    18,950
    I'm going to dramatically sscale back the frequency of paying hookers to pee on me. By the end of the year I hhope to be down to less than five times a month. Yay me :woot:
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    348,767
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    185,229
    Likes Received:
    67,931
  10. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    126,014
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    65,709
    Likes Received:
    20,006
    Run more, post less.
    Re-join thwarting quilt guild.
    Get new spectacles.
     
  11. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    126,014
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    65,709
    Likes Received:
    20,006
    :jj:
     
  12. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

    Reputations:
    196,010
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    127,132
    Likes Received:
    25,865
    let me know when Oderus gets here
     
  13. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    228,852
    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2011
    Messages:
    41,533
    Likes Received:
    27,614
    well, this was fun.....thank you Babs for being serious :)
     
  14. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

    Reputations:
    5,059
    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2013
    Messages:
    43,403
    Likes Received:
    646
    Nothing!!!
     
  15. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

    Reputations:
    52,022
    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2012
    Messages:
    9,740
    Likes Received:
    7,058
    I quit smoking in late October, have the flu.currled up with a bottle of nyquill happy new year.
     
  16. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    18,640
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    10,659
    Likes Received:
    1,954
    Lose weight is #1 and pretty much my only resolultion
    I am going to try and become able to run 3 miles on the treadmill. I know that sounds lame but my body was not made for running but the bike and elliptical just aren't cutting it for me anymore.
     
  17. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey Gold

    Reputations:
    202,780
    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,340
    Likes Received:
    20,341
    have lawsy sit on my face
     
  18. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

    Reputations:
    397,248
    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2012
    Messages:
    140,032
    Likes Received:
    67,252
    I'll try to be more open minded about the food J High cooks.