Well, what are your New Year's Resolutions?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by J Hi, Dec 31, 2013.

  1. J Hi

    J Hi Oderus puts rocks on fish.

    Reputations:
    125,568
    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2011
    Messages:
    47,488
    Likes Received:
    32,414
    I'll start....(and this is serious, no horsing around)

    #1 - I will get back to riding my awesome bike, Judy....I really enjoy that but could not ride her this year :(

    #2 - I will learn how to change a flat tire :dontknow:

    #3 - I will plant 25-30 more shrubs/bushes to completely block the view of my neighbor :)
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    315,492
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    229,470
    Likes Received:
    120,364
    I will stop touching children
     
  3. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    -444
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2010
    Messages:
    44,519
    Likes Received:
    24,209
    to be sassier
     
  4. Babs

    Babs VIP Extreme VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    49,319
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    71,671
    Likes Received:
    26,907
    Those diapers won't change themselves, dad
     
  5. J Hi

    J Hi Oderus puts rocks on fish.

    Reputations:
    125,568
    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2011
    Messages:
    47,488
    Likes Received:
    32,414
    thanks you for your input
     
  6. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

    Reputations:
    6,017
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    128,329
    Likes Received:
    26,923
    create more copycat threads
     
  7. J Hi

    J Hi Oderus puts rocks on fish.

    Reputations:
    125,568
    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2011
    Messages:
    47,488
    Likes Received:
    32,414
    :giggle:
     
  8. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Single VIP

    Reputations:
    42,429
    Joined:
    Dec 18, 2011
    Messages:
    76,858
    Likes Received:
    27,577
    I'm going to dramatically sscale back the frequency of paying hookers to pee on me. By the end of the year I hhope to be down to less than five times a month. Yay me :woot:
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    315,492
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    229,470
    Likes Received:
    120,364
  10. Babs

    Babs VIP Extreme VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    49,319
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    71,671
    Likes Received:
    26,907
    Run more, post less.
    Re-join thwarting quilt guild.
    Get new spectacles.
     
  11. Babs

    Babs VIP Extreme VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    49,319
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    71,671
    Likes Received:
    26,907
    :jj:
     
  12. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie THE BEE BIT MY BOTTOM NOW MY BOTTOM BIG Gold

    Reputations:
    6,017
    Joined:
    Sep 13, 2010
    Messages:
    128,329
    Likes Received:
    26,923
    let me know when Oderus gets here
     
  13. J Hi

    J Hi Oderus puts rocks on fish.

    Reputations:
    125,568
    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2011
    Messages:
    47,488
    Likes Received:
    32,414
    well, this was fun.....thank you Babs for being serious :)
     
  14. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

    Reputations:
    774
    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2013
    Messages:
    43,466
    Likes Received:
    710
    Nothing!!!
     
  15. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    39,730
    Joined:
    Jan 26, 2012
    Messages:
    12,974
    Likes Received:
    12,115
    I quit smoking in late October, have the flu.currled up with a bottle of nyquill happy new year.
     
  16. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    2,702
    Joined:
    Jan 16, 2012
    Messages:
    11,017
    Likes Received:
    2,548
    Lose weight is #1 and pretty much my only resolultion
    I am going to try and become able to run 3 miles on the treadmill. I know that sounds lame but my body was not made for running but the bike and elliptical just aren't cutting it for me anymore.
     
  17. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

    Reputations:
    0
    Joined:
    Apr 20, 2012
    Messages:
    27,339
    Likes Received:
    20,342
    have lawsy sit on my face
     
  18. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP Gold

    Reputations:
    230,003
    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2012
    Messages:
    169,912
    Likes Received:
    101,322
    I'll try to be more open minded about the food J High cooks.