Well, what are your New Year's Resolutions?

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  1. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

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    I'll start....(and this is serious, no horsing around)

    #1 - I will get back to riding my awesome bike, Judy....I really enjoy that but could not ride her this year :(

    #2 - I will learn how to change a flat tire :dontknow:

    #3 - I will plant 25-30 more shrubs/bushes to completely block the view of my neighbor :)
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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    I will stop touching children
     
  3. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    to be sassier
     
  4. Babs

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    Those diapers won't change themselves, dad
     
  5. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

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    thanks you for your input
     
  6. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    create more copycat threads
     
  7. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

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    :giggle:
     
  8. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    I'm going to dramatically sscale back the frequency of paying hookers to pee on me. By the end of the year I hhope to be down to less than five times a month. Yay me :woot:
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP Gold

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  10. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    Run more, post less.
    Re-join thwarting quilt guild.
    Get new spectacles.
     
  11. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

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    :jj:
     
  12. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    let me know when Oderus gets here
     
  13. J Hi

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    well, this was fun.....thank you Babs for being serious :)
     
  14. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Nothing!!!
     
  15. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker FUCK YOU, CANCER Gold

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    I quit smoking in late October, have the flu.currled up with a bottle of nyquill happy new year.
     
  16. fletchman71

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    Lose weight is #1 and pretty much my only resolultion
    I am going to try and become able to run 3 miles on the treadmill. I know that sounds lame but my body was not made for running but the bike and elliptical just aren't cutting it for me anymore.
     
  17. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    have lawsy sit on my face
     
  18. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I'll try to be more open minded about the food J High cooks.