Well, what are your New Year's Resolutions?

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  1. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

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    I'll start....(and this is serious, no horsing around)

    #1 - I will get back to riding my awesome bike, Judy....I really enjoy that but could not ride her this year :(

    #2 - I will learn how to change a flat tire :dontknow:

    #3 - I will plant 25-30 more shrubs/bushes to completely block the view of my neighbor :)
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I will stop touching children
     
  3. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    to be sassier
     
  4. Babs

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    Those diapers won't change themselves, dad
     
  5. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

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    thanks you for your input
     
  6. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    create more copycat threads
     
  7. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

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    :giggle:
     
  8. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    I'm going to dramatically sscale back the frequency of paying hookers to pee on me. By the end of the year I hhope to be down to less than five times a month. Yay me :woot:
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  10. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member

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    Run more, post less.
    Re-join thwarting quilt guild.
    Get new spectacles.
     
  11. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member

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    :jj:
     
  12. nazdrowie

    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    let me know when Oderus gets here
     
  13. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

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    well, this was fun.....thank you Babs for being serious :)
     
  14. Lawsy

    Lawsy Hey, buttholes

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    Nothing!!!
     
  15. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    I quit smoking in late October, have the flu.currled up with a bottle of nyquill happy new year.
     
  16. fletchman71

    fletchman71 Well-Known Member

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    Lose weight is #1 and pretty much my only resolultion
    I am going to try and become able to run 3 miles on the treadmill. I know that sounds lame but my body was not made for running but the bike and elliptical just aren't cutting it for me anymore.
     
  17. VarmintSam

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    have lawsy sit on my face
     
  18. BrulesRules

    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    I'll try to be more open minded about the food J High cooks.