Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Daveindiego, Jun 26, 2013.
Days off rule.
I'm going to take Swifty too. He loves going to Starbucks.
get up the courage to ask out that barrista yet?
Swifty = chick magnet
I'll have an iced caramel macchiatto, thanks
do they give him a little cup of whipped cream?
Napes. My standards are not being achieved.
Shit is mad redonkulous when I have Swifty with me.
I'll get right on that. Whipped cream or not?
He takes a small cup of water. Can a dog eat whipped cream?
They all love Swifty.
Has your neighbor spoken to you since you called him a negro?
Sure they can. I used to take my bulldog to get a dixie cup at DQ all the time. MAD pussy petting the bulldog at the DQ.
i thought you were too cool for Starbucks
Just read it at home
Starbucks stinks like coffee.
Hope you comprehend it more than you did my post about liquor Gummies in Chriza's girlfriend's thread.
Translation, Swifty has a better chance of getting the barrista in the sack than Dave does.
What book are you reading Dave?
Hit the juice bar fool.