WTF Wendys Chili Pooper

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  1. binhphuocngu

    binhphuocngu Well-Known Member

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    Muthafuckah.

    Kill his ass.

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    A Wendy’s employee is now under arrest after he admitted to “pooping” in several hundred batches of chili since 2013. Brian Casper, 28, had been an “on time and reliable employee,” according to the manager and coworkers at the Mobile, Alabama location. The fact that this happened was a shock to everybody at the restaurant, including the several thousand customers who may have consumed Casper’s feces.

    When the story aired yesterday that the chili may have been contaminated, several loyal customers stepped forward. “I’ve been eating at this Wendy’s for at least seven years,” said Sharon Day, of loyal Wendy’s customer. “I used to order the chili all the time, but I don’t know… it started to taste weird. It had a taste that I couldn’t put my finger on, I don’t know what exactly it was. Now I know and I am absolutely appalled.”

    “I never really liked Wendy’s chili, until I ordered it a couple years ago,” said Raymond Wilson, another Wendy’s customer. “I thought it tasted different. I thought they changed the recipe. And I have to admit I kinda liked it better than the old recipe. But now that I know why it tastes different, I think I’m going to puke. I ordered that chili at least twice a week.”

    Several of the customers say they are considering a class action lawsuit, but nothing has been filed as of yet. Casper was caught by another employee when he exited the bathroom with a cup and was seen adding it to the chili bin. The employee retrieved the ingredients and notified the manager, who then called the police. When confronted, Casper admitted he had been “flavoring the chili” for over 2 years. Casper was arrested, booked on several charges and is awaiting his court hearing.
     
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    Death by Chili.. :mad:
     
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    Mr Cachexic Well-Known Member Banned User

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    why are his ears like that?
     
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    Yuck.

    What's with his fuckin ears?
     
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    What the fuck IS he
     
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    regult 4 Goals...

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    Snopes, bruv.
     
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    He looks like Mike from Breaking Bad... except shittier.
     
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    “I never really liked Wendy’s chili, until I ordered it a couple years ago,” said Raymond Wilson, another Wendy’s customer. “I thought it tasted different. I thought they changed the recipe. And I have to admit I kinda liked it better than the old recipe."

    :jj:
     
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    knuckle_hedd loving life!

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    Death by firing squad..
     
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    It's a goat vesen. I saw it on Grimm.
     
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    He didn't mess with the Frostys, did he?!!!

    :c
     
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    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    I can't believe how many people fall for these "news" stories from satire websites. Nobody knows how to research anything.
    Facebook is loaded with shit like this. :facepalm:
     
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    I knew it wasn't real when I read this part.

    “I never really liked Wendy’s chili, until I ordered it a couple years ago,” said Raymond Wilson, another Wendy’s customer. “I thought it tasted different. I thought they changed the recipe. And I have to admit I kinda liked it better than the old recipe. But now that I know why it tastes different, I think I’m going to puke. I ordered that chili at least twice a week.”
     
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    They should make him eat all the customer's shit.
     
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    regult 4 Goals...

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    And those people can legally vote!
     
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    b-b-but it tastes like shit everywhere.
     
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    Whoa Snopes is fast. 30 mins. Sorry folks.Bullshit story.
     
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    I've been seeing that pic whenever I do my "funny mugshot" search every week.
     
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    regult 4 Goals...

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    Stretched lobes. He just pulled them over the top of his ears. That pic has been around for a while now. Ear plugs are vile.