WTF Wendy's Special Sauce

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  1. meanmark81

    meanmark81 Well-Known Member

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    Please tell me this is a fake story.

    http://now8news.com/wendys-employee-arrested-for-putting-vaginal-discharge-on-womans-burger/

    Wendy’s Employee Arrested For Putting Vaginal Discharge On Woman’s Burger

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    News 8 – A Maryland woman, Lakisha Hunter, was arrested and led away in handcuffs after arguing with customer Lashay Jones over their child’s father not coming to see the baby. Hunter then went to the back of the restaurant and used discharge from her vagina to place the mayonnaise on Lashay’s bacon cheeseburger deluxe.

    Apparently the two women, who share the same father, have been at each other’s throats for a while. Lashay claims she had Lamont first and Lakisha ruined her family. Lakisha’s coworker, who chose to remain anonymous, is the one who told the manager that she witnessed Lakisha add her “special sauce.” Lashay was admitted to Prince George’s Hospital after digesting the burger.

    As Lakisha was led away in handcuffs, she released a statement to reporters: “I told that ho to quit playing with me! She said extra mayo so that’s what she got, now ask that b*tch what p**sy taste like.” Lashay plans to file a civil lawsuit against Lakisha as well as Wendy’s, she is asking for $5 million in damages. Lakisha is being held at the P.G. County Jail on a $50,000 bond.
     
  2. Snotty

    Snotty Crunchy guy living in a creamy world...... VIP

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    Ever read/see....."The Colour Purple?"
     
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    Can I taste yo juice?
     
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    MyLazyHand Russia and France Know What to Do

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    And we cannot be biased against ghetto culture or else we'll be labeled RACISTS !!!!
     
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    Rhinosaucerous Uncle Riley

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    I guess I won't be asking for extra mayo from a Reggie broad at Wendy's..

    :confused:
     
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    Cuntburgers syndrome.
     
  8. Mike

    Mike Charge On

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    Taken to the hospital :jj:
     
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    Part of the reason I never eat fast food.... Except Taco Bell. Can't resist them tacos
     
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    Turtle Man Hello Darling

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    Lmfao
     
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    Did it taste or smell like chicken?
     
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    My nephew worked at a Taco Bell for 7 months. You may want to rethink going there.
    Not that he did anything, but he saw the "food" and it's not what you think.
     
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    Pussy Tendon Wet! CUNT!!!!! Gold

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    Well, at least she had a job.

    Had.
     
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    You can't seriously believe this :facepalm:

    Maybe take a peak at the other "news" on the site?

    Man Cuts Off Thumbs Claiming They Were Causing Him To Type Homophobic Tweets -

    Indiana Woman Gives Birth To 11 Baby Boys WITHOUT C-Section Delivery -
     
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    havent touched the shit in months. When I see those heathens in the back putting the burgers together, it freaks me out.
     
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    Moderators: shouldn't this thread be merged with that dumb Italian's "sauce" thread? @BethSucks
     
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    If you like to eat pussy, whats wrong with a little pussy sauce on your burger?:dontknow:
     
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    Cheeseburger........3.95

    Fromunda Cheese..........30 cents extra
     
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    If it's in a good area and well during busy hours I have faith in the fast food joint.

    Late at night & in a shithole, I'll order my shit plain.