Went golfing today.

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    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    For the first time in my life, at some country club in St.James NY. I hit a 350 yard.... oh never mind... I sucked. I only went to meet with a client and havr never been so bored in my life. Its not a sport.. 4 hours of walking on grass and driving a little cart around is not a sport. Sorry. Anyone here ever try golfing? Howard related because he's as boring as golf nowadays.
     
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    Dilkington Active Member

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    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    Im Sorry..

    when I have something exciting to talk about, I do mention it here too.
     
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    Dump Button Former Mall Security Guard

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    i always thought your clients were dead
     
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    I sometimes have to golf because it's the "thing to do."

    I hate it, am not into it, don't care about the swag, the clubs, the clothes, nothing.

    You started out with 18 holes? Ugh. I can tolerate nine holes but really hate 18. If it's 18 holes, I start resenting it by about hole 3 knowing how much longer I still have to go.
     
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    Once or twice a year. I don't care about the golfing part, but it can be enjoyable on a nice summer day. Really it's just getting drunk in the sunshine with buddies and driving a little cart around like an asshole. Good times.
     
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    I golf.....To me it's four hours at an outside bar where you can smoke,gamble and flirt with the girls in the bar carts
     
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    Golfing isn't bad as long as you bring enough pot and beer.
     
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    I walk my dog next to a golf course, does that count ?
     
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    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    Howard is truly extraordinary. The pros need a club head speed of 115+ mph to hit it 300 yds, Howie did it with a speed of about 35 mph.
     
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    Lol this was for my limousine side business! Haha
     
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    [video=youtube;W3A9rLoz_0o]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3A9rLoz_0o[/video]
     
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    cygnus2112 In The Prep Room

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    No it was nine holes but we stopped to eat and have some drinks too. That part was fine. The actual golfing part was a drag.
     
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    I golf. I shoot in the high 80's.
     
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    You didn't even stop at the driving range on the way? What did you score?
     
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    I use to be a golf fanatic until the green fees came close to $100+ a pop in my area...add to the fact you spend more time waiting for those in front to finish before hitting, I got so annoyed and frustrated, I said fuck it....but I did hit a golf ball 350-400 yards...True Story!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    Dangerfield had a great line in Caddyshack:
    I'll tell ya, country clubs and cemeteries biggest wasters of prime real estate.

    (found the video above before I found the quote)
     
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    Watch out for stray golf balls flying over the fence!
     
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    PelicanWig Beautiful Soup

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    How fucking pathetic is it that Wiggy can't just say he went to the driving range for the first time ever with Jimmy Kimmel. Wiggy Jung Un hit his first tee shot ever 300 yards. Lol the funniest part is that Gary and John Hein manufacture stories for the sake of their jobs to back up the bald pelican's claims! Holy fuck, how the mighty have fallen.

    The Howard Stern Show fucking sucks.
     
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    AGT Blows Well-Known Member

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    Reality was this.
    [video=youtube;P2neeaeO2dY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2neeaeO2dY[/video]