Went to a Brazilian steakhouse tonight

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  1. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    Goddamn. Those motherfuckers just keep bring meat. Must have been 10 different kinds. I am actually high on meat. I powered thru the meat sweats cuz for 40 bucks a meal -- I'm getting my motherfucking money's worth. I am literally tripping balls on meat.

    Y'all ever go to a Brazilian BBQ jernt?

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  2. PLZ callmeTED

    PLZ callmeTED National Treasure Gold

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    Did they have the garlic chicken and garlic beef?

    Fuckin' love Brazillian spots.


    LOL @ "jernt" too.
     
  3. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    no, it doesn't appeal to me in the least
     
  4. Reggae Mistress

    Reggae Mistress Old Catcher's Mitt

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    Don't you have to give them a hand signal to get them to stop?
     
  5. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    Yep. Both kinds. I can't even name all the meats. OMG.
     
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    Heart healthy
     
  7. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    This place had a red light/green light card you keep next to your plate, however they did not respect the red light and just keep making me eat meat.
     
  8. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    THIS DOESN'T APPEAL TO YOU!?!?i!?
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  9. Super Mario

    Super Mario Well-Known Member

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    i went to a place called Ohana's at the Polynesian Resort in disney world THat was like that.


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  10. Bubbleguts420

    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    They have like 2 levels here now.. The $50/$60 ones and the $25/$30 ones.

    This place is the king of them all. www.fogodechao.com Sooooooooo good
     
  11. gilaet

    gilaet Xanax Service Dog Staff Member

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    A table full of hostage smiles.
     
  12. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Oh fuck yes!

    Amazonia Churrascaria and Texas de Brazil are my favs.

    They offer you the salad bar when you got there?

    They did when me and 10 of my buddies went. We just looked at the hostess like "you are a really dumb bitch". :jj:
     
  13. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    Salad bar was included and I partook. And I'm glad I did -- all that meat with no roughage would have been ... rough.
     
  14. Magnificent Mr. Hole

    Magnificent Mr. Hole Well-Known Member

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    No. No, I have not, but thank you for sharing this aspect of your life with us. I will cherish the memories from this thread forever.
     
  15. Bubbleguts420

    Bubbleguts420 2 word review, shit sandwich

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    and its not like its some lame salad bar. They have giant salumi trays and grilled asparagas and all kindsa killer stuff.
     
  16. JJR

    JJR New Member

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    Go to one, Hole. Do it. It was spendy but well worth it.
     
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    Ohana means family. Family means never having to say you're sorry.
     
  18. MONK

    MONK The fuck? Staff Member Chimp In Charge

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    Those places are ridiculous. Glad you enjoyed. I envy your taste buds, but not your colon.

    Any favorites? I love the steak and the pork and the sausages and the lamb and the chicken and...........
     
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    JJR New Member

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    Yar. And this place had some gnarly cheese and all these different slaw type things. ... I don't know how I ate all that food.
     
  20. Super Mario

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    have you ever been there?