WTF Went to a medium

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  1. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    One of the ladies down at the barn see's this lady alot and she's supposedly pretty good. Well i say bullocks but whatever. So the medium said to "ask" the dead people i want to talk to to come with me??? I guess they're around you. I had my sister go with me who i could just flipping kill. She jumped out of her chair everytime this woman got something right.
    I heard alot of random guessing. The only thing she really nailed was " you 2 are sisters" well duh.

    I wanted to know when my mom is going to die. She's in my opinion, doing horribly at a nursing home. Killing the whole family mentally and fianancially.
    Her care is well over 100k a year.

    A pyschic knows about you and a medium talks to the dead. So i asked who is around me and she said "a heavy smoker" well god damn isn't that pretty much everybody? My sister filled in the rest. So she said everybody is here and waiting for my mom to cross, like a big party for her but there's no sense of time like we have. So WTF does that mean?
    It's a bullshit excuse answer.

    I asked if Roman was with me. She said he was but didn't want to come. 2 of his friends convinced him..what? Roman the scandalous was my Dobermann that was my flipping boy.

    She numerologyed??? sp? my name and i am a power number.
    Then bullshit really starting flowing. My aura was rainbow and i am a kind person....no I'm not.

    She never got anything right and was a total waste of time. My sister however thought she nailed it. I could just kill her. She ruined it.

    That's what i went and did:prancing:


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  2. Captain

    Captain Alto, Blanco y Guapo Gold

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    Did it fit?
     
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    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    Don't kill your sister. That'll be $100.00
     
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    RobsDad Well-Known Member VIP

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    I would have gone to a large, buy hey....that's just me.
     
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    Just give your money to crack heads.
     
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    The sad thing is, a lot of people believe in them and give them money they can't afford to lose.
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    What a scam.
     
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  8. monsoon

    monsoon Who are you with?

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    My mom comes from a huge family with really bad hillbilly names like hoyt, wash, inell. This lady wasnt murican so those names aren't in her vocabulary. She said my mom's whole family was there with her but she has to make the decision to cross and it will be in her sleep. Awwwww



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    YodaQuiversStern Turn and face the strange

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    I don't believe in this stuff either, however...

    I was at this small suburban festival with my mom and there was some kind of psychic there (a palm reader, I think). The stuff she said at first was obvious and right - I'm in college, about to graduate, blah blah. I kept my mouth shut and didn't indicate if she was right or wrong on anything. Then she starts talking about how I'm single (which I was) and about to meet and get involved with a moody guy and our relationship will be complicated. I though nothing of it. I had no prospects. But within a couple of weeks, I was introduced to a guy, we went on a few date and really liked each other and ended up very seriously involved. It turns out, he had a major drinking problem and was very Jekyll and Hyde. He was also a Gemini. I couldn't always expect who I would get and we had a very difficult relationship. I remembered the psychic talking about the moody guy and I'm pretty sure she somehow hit right on with that prediction.
     
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    slab0meat negative creep VIP

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    Did she say SFN was around you, as well?
     
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    if anything pisses me off it's a psychic and the people who believe in that stupid fucking shit.

    not a single frontal lobe was found within this community
     
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  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Did you talk to that neighbor that you killed
     
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    They're around Robin
     
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    Artie Laugh ****

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    Do you know who this little slut is?

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    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Sara Underwood, former playmate of the year, from right here in Oregon
     
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    These people are such scammers.
    If she knew anything she would have already picked the Powerball numbers and be laying back in a hammock on an island somewhere with a drink in a coconut shell and a joint.
     
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    You went to a medium, medium went to a bank.
     
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    The odds for some women to end up with a moody guy are high. The ones who have a lot of headaches at least.
     
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    rabbigottfried Well-Known Member

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    Was he something like this asshole ?
     
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    JonGnagyBeard Well-Known Member

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    You have to start out with a "low" first, then work your way up.
     
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