News We're at Defcon 3 now. Are you concerned?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge Proud Schtick POTY 2016 Gold

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    Shit has gotten really real this week....

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    DEFCON Warning System – Update 10/13/16
    ANNOUCEMENTS October 14, 2016, by Ryan 11626

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    This is the DEFCON Warning System. Alert status for 8 P.M., Thursday, October 13th, 2016. Condition code is Yellow. DEFCON 3.

    There are currently no imminent nuclear threats against the United States at this time, however the situation is considered fluid and can change rapidly.

    Tensions between Russia and the United States have reached levels beyond the cold war in the recent week.

    The situation between Russia and the United States is extremely fluid at the moment. In all likelihood as dynamic as at times during the Cuban Missile Crisis of 1962. Mainstream media has taken a very serious tone concerning the change from diplomatic to military options between NATO and Russia. CNN stated, “It’s not a new Cold War. It’s not even a deep chill. It’s an outright conflict.” On October 10th Former Soviet Premier Gorbachev is quoted as saying, “I think the world has reached a dangerous point.”

There are signs of a potential growing large scale conflict in nearly every geopolitical hotspot including Syria, Yemen, Ukraine, and the Philippines. Syria is seen as one of the trigger points to the renewed tensions between the United States and Russia. The United States has also accused Russia of a cyberattack and meddling with the US Presidential Election. White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest promised on Tuesday that the U.S. would deliver a “proportional” response to Russia’s alleged hacking of American computer systems. The US and Britain are also expected to weigh into Syrian military options on Friday. This could increase tensions between the two superpowers to a greater extent.

    Moreover, Houthi rebels on the South Coast of Yemen fired one anti-ship missile at the U.S.S. Mason on Sunday, and another on Wednesday. The Pentagon responded by firing 5 TLAM missiles at radar stations inside Yemen. Around this same time, Iran dispatched a fleet of ships to the area. The U.S.S. Eisenhower Carrier Strike Group has also been dispatched to the area.

    At this time, the DEFCON Warning System feels that an increase to DEFCON 3 would be a prudent move. The situation is currently fluid with diplomatic ties strained and military threats coming from both sides. Russian media is reportedly telling its citizens to prepare for nuclear war. Russia has recently conducted civil defense drills and completed inspections of underground areas to house government officials and some civilians in the event of nuclear war. This is a very sensitive situation which has the potential to spiral out of control. It is recommended that all citizens learn the steps to be taken in the event of nuclear war. We will continue to bring updated information as we receive it.

    The DEFCON Warning System is an analytical reporting organization which focuses on nuclear threats against the United States and offers an alert code to the public based on current events. It is not affiliated with any government agency and does not represent the alert status of any military branch. The public should make their own evaluations and not rely on the DEFCON Warning System for any strategic planning. At all times, citizens are urged to learn what steps to take in the event of a nuclear attack.

    If this had been an actual attack, the DEFCON Warning System will give radiation readings for areas that are reported to it. Your readings will vary. Official news sources will have radiation readings for your area.

    For immediate updates, go to www.defconwarningsystem.com. Breaking news and important information can be found on the DEFCON Warning System message board and on the DEFCON Twitter feed DEFCONWS. You may also subscribe to the YouTube channel DefconWarningSystem and the DEFCON Warning System mailing list. Note that Twitter and YouTube updates may be subject to delays. The next scheduled update is 6 P.M. Pacific Time, October 20th, 2016. Additional updates will be made as the situation warrants, with more frequent updates at higher alert levels.

    This concludes this broadcast of the DEFCON Warning System.

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  2. AcquiringSignal

    AcquiringSignal Girthy VIP

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    I can never remember which is the worst; 1 or 5. Time to rewatch WarGames.
     
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    At least if there's nuclear war Hillary won't slither into office.
     
  4. SlipperyVic

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    Let me know when were at DefCon Deeeeeeeeeeezzz Nuttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttz!
     
  5. No. 2 Pencil

    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult"

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    I'm in NYC. :sadbye:
     
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    Mouth-breathers worried about Mexicans and some raggedy-ass Syrians coming into the West and this is what their hero Putin is up to.
     
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    Furthering aggression with a lunatic with the larger Nuke stock pile just so we can protect our western European masters interests in the middle east. Thanks Obama.
     
  8. Slow

    Slow All The Pieces Matter DawgShed News

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    We are also at negcon 1 for those interested

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    I'm not saying we aren't at Defon 3, but reading about the page you linked to makes me wonder:

    The DEFCON Warning System is an analytical reporting organization which focuses on nuclear threats against the United States and offers an alert code to the public based on current events. It is not affiliated with any government agency and does not represent the alert status of any military branch. The public should make their own evaluations and not rely on the DEFCON Warning System for any strategic planning. At all times, citizens are urged to learn what steps to take in the event of a nuclear attack.
     
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  10. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep

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    Obama apparently is not fit to handle
    Russia
     
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    We're gonna need a world war after the dollar finally collapses...

    That's how we got out of the last depression.
     
  12. Quality Control

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    Did you say Defcon 3 as in Defcon 3. Man, that's my cue

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    Obama is more worried that racist white cops are slaughtering innocent, unarmed black teenagers by the millions.
     
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    This is the Obama/Hillary legacy. Romney warned him 4 years ago and he laughed it off.

     
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    flush the bombers
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    Defcon=Wargames :cheesy:
     
  17. Chalupa Batman

    Chalupa Batman Sometimes When I Shit I Cum. Gold

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    Don't care. I live right on Galveston Bay so I wouldn't feel a thing. I'd just be gone, like a boner after spitting.
     
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    Russia has enough nukes to blow up the entire world a few times. You don't think they have the US mainland blanketed? :jj:
     
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    It'd be funny if Obama's incompetence not only destroyed America but ends up destroying the world. :giggle: