Wes Welker suspended 4 games

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  1. Alisonsbankacct

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    Howard related via JD thinking she had a chance with Ashely Dupree when she was hanging with Wes

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    Wes Welker suspended four games, reports say
    By Ben Volin | GLOBE STAFF SEPTEMBER 02, 2014

    Receiver Wes Welker spent six seasons in New England from 2007-12.

    Wes Welker will have at least four more weeks to rest his head following his latest concussion scare last month.

    Welker, the former Patriots star now playing for the Broncos, has been suspended for the first four games of the regular season for violating the NFL’s performance-enhancing drug policy, according to reports from ProFootballTalk. Welker took the drug, which is made with amphetamines that are flagged by the NFL, while attending the Kentucky Derby in May and tested positive shortly thereafter.


    Per the NFL Network, Welker appealed the suspension and lost. Welker’s suspension will start immediately and end well before the Broncos visit New England in Week 9.

    This is Welker’s first suspension in his 12-year NFL career, and it’s possible this was his first failed drug test. Per the NFL’s drug policy, as spelled out in the collective bargaining agreement, players earn an automatic four-game suspension for a first positive test for steroids and other performance-enhancing drugs, including the amphetamines found in Welker’s system.

    A second positive results in an eight-game suspension, and a third positive is a year-long ban.

    Players not in the drug program are tested randomly just once per year between April and August. Once in the drug program, though, players are subject to up to 10 random tests per month, including the offseason.
     
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    Is JD actually a girl, is that the real revelation?
     
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    lol--love it
     
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    Freudian slip on my part apparently :)
     
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    Jimmy Kimmel hit the roof. He hooked up with Molly at the Kentucky Derby.
     
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    Source: Welker took Molly at the Kentucky Derby. It had been cut with amphetamines. Same situation as Orlando Scandrick.—
    (@ProFootballTalk) September 02, 2014



    That picture above is from the Derby where he was handing out hundreds after a big win.
     
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    go broncos:( I think he has a real brain injury
     
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    A mandatory four week vacation is the best thing that could possibly happen to this guy right now, given his most recent concussion. That was not a particularly hard hit he took.
     
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    Why would you do molly at the kentucky derby? Unless I can dance and get shit faced there it seems like just a great time to grind your teeth.
     
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    Isn't his wife like off the charts hot? I can't remember..
     
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    That's what I couldn't figure out either. Of all places / events for Molly, the Derby wouldn't be my first choice
     
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    When did everyone decide ecstasy would be called molly??
     
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    I don't know either but I am just going with it for fear of sounding as out of it as my mom does when she talks about "grass."
     
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    I think it's just slightly different, chemically... or I may be wrong. So then I'll just call it 'grass'...
     
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    Average. Wrist bone protrudes too far.
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    Out for 4 weeks. Damn it, wasted a draft pick on him way to early.
     
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    He took aspririn?
     
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    So if he beat his wife he would only get a 2 game suspension !
     
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    I have peyton and eli as my QB'S :dance:
     
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