Wet Dream Confessions

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Boss Ono, Jun 19, 2012.

  1. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    I'm old okay. I don't think I've had wet dreams since the 70's but... A couple of months ago I had an amazing wet dream where I was having sex with Joan Rivers. It was during an interview with Howard and I was really embarrassed about it at the time but damn it was good. Then last night I had one with Beth O and that was amazing. I really would like to have that one again. What does it mean?
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I've never had a wet dream in my life

    True story
     
  3. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    Well I'm old so it wasn't so much wet as it was a dream but dayamn.
     
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    B Stache is Bahindur Stachian

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    Once had a wet dream with a broad with no head. Swore off wet dreams after that.
     
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    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    Boss I think it means your jizz levels are too high and you need to get laid to lower them but Joan Rivers :doh:
     
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    sarnie VIP Extreme Gold

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    it means youre hanging around those generic threads too much
     
  7. Boss Ono

    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    I did have one of those a few years ago too. I can't remember the details.
     
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    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    I can't argue with that but what can I do? Have you ever seen that episode of celebrity ghost stories? She is in my head.
     
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    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    Well there are a lot of old ladies in those threads but why Beth O? I'm telling you Beth O was the greatest dream lay I ever had.
     
  10. BudBudha

    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    I haven't seen that show. I guess Joan and Beth O were the last gals in your head before you nutted :dontknow:

    How's the new bike?
     
  11. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Me neither. Probably because I've ether beat off or got laid every day since I hit puberty.
     
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    were you fuckin her throat hole?
     
  13. Boss Ono

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    I actually made it to school last Saturday morning. 2.8 miles. Boston is such a clean city. I enjoyed the ride so much but the Melnea Cass bike path is in such a state of disrepair. It was so bumpy my ass really hurt. Some of the screws were coming loose so I need to go over it again. I am so glad I got it. I ended up taking it home on the subway so I need more practice. lol

    I don't get Joan Rivers but Beth O was so amazing.
     
  14. sarnie

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    get a better seat
     
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    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    Well my seat hasn't ridden a bike in 30 years so I am hoping if I keep it up I will get a better seat thank you. :(
     
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    I haven't gotten laid since 1995. Is that my problem?
     
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    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    Well better Joan Rivers than Milton Berle :jj:

    Sounds like a great ride. One of my bikes has the worst saddle so I use this gel seat cover on it for extra comfort.

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  18. sarnie

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    youre welcome mr ono who wont accept private messages
     
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    Next time I'm back east we need to hit the clubs hard wearing our Satori shirts!
    :slick:
     
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    I think it is a gel seat. I just need to ride it more. I'm sure it is just me and not the bike but I am trying and I think that is what counts.