Wet Dreams

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  1. Mfactor

    Mfactor Active Member

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    I woke up 3 times in the last month with Jit all over me.....Am I having wet fucking dreams? Has this happened to anyone? I mean anyone over fucking 40?
     
  2. Wesmantooth

    Wesmantooth VIP Extreme Gold

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    no but thats funny. I have only had one in my life and I was around 18-19
     
  3. Brokenbad

    Brokenbad Well-Known Member

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    Who else has a key?
     
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    Dilkington Active Member

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    R&N.
     
  5. mattzane227

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    It was probably your life partners.
     
  6. nicksgt

    nicksgt Well-Known Member

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    what do you do for a living?
     
  8. Vashier

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    :coffee: I'd be more inclined to believe blackouts during homosexual multi partner escapades
     
  9. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    2 times in 4 nights last week for me.
     
  10. Quite Frankly

    Quite Frankly Well-Known Member

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    Jit is nothing to worry about- but if it was jizz, well then that's a whole other ball of wax.
     
  11. Psyche

    Psyche Freethinker

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    ^this

    Someones jacking off on you. Clearly.
     
  12. Mfactor

    Mfactor Active Member

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    Fuck...I didn't think of that. ..but I live with 2 women
     
  13. GaryPuppet

    GaryPuppet Well-Known Member

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    I've got extra keys to my place if anyone wants to stop by at night and give me a handy.
     
  14. Bethstampon

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    :bigthink fatties?
     
  15. nicksgt

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    :coffee: