WTF Wet shitting at work

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    This should be outlawed.
     
  2. Haze Dean

    Haze Dean Well-Known Member

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    Agreed! Thank the stars I 'work' at home.

    How can anyone stand men/women shitting in communal areas at work.

    Should be outlawed in USA.

    Single shitter bathrooms should have auto-fans and after use (if a load was dropped) should have sensors that lock the door until the air is sufficiently cleared.

    At a club/bathhouse or wherever drugs/alcohol are served though, I support open bathrooms.

    That's where all the magic happens!
     
  3. No. 2 Pencil

    No. 2 Pencil "Shit Mult"

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    Were you researching affordable adult diapers when you came across this story?
     
  4. Beth143nacho

    Beth143nacho Bede bede beep Gold

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    Good thing you don't have a job dave
     
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    I can't shit in public, only did it one time at a gas station on a road trip. I had really bad diarrhea and the little girl and her mom that used it after me were bitching about the smell. it was so bad they walked right back out .:haha:

    Yesterday I accidentally shit myself at home, I had diareaha and didn't make it to the bathroom in time. Had shit all in my shorts because it was late and I wasn't wearing underwear. It was a bitch to clean up.:facepalm:
     
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  6. DiamondGoddess

    DiamondGoddess Born Ready for My Close-Up! Gold

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    Dave trusted a fart at work and is now projecting!!!

    :giggle:
     
  7. Cookie_Puss

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    We should all tell our worst shitting stories here.
     
  8. Stu Blumpkin

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    He lets loose into his pants so no foul. It just contributes to his already established stench.
     
  9. Divorce Chicken

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    More like projectiling :umm:
     
  10. Artie Laugh

    Artie Laugh ****

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    Woah... I thought he was gainfully employed?
     
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    Cool story.
     
  12. Gaylord Focker

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    Ok do it
     
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    People need more meat and less dairy in their diet.

    Those dumps will sink like boulders.
     
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    :winner:

    (Knew someone would jump on that.)

    :c
     
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    Didn't @Beth143nacho catch a co-worker cleaning up in the sink after such an event?
     
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    Why do people like to shit at work?
     
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  18. yosemite sam

    yosemite sam Camel Jockey

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    Dave is almost 60, he shits in a bag.
     
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    I just gave two, you fuckers better fess up too. :c
     
  20. Daveindiego

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    No, I was listening to a coworker wet shitting.

    And now I'm listening to another one doing it.

    Jesus, time to GTFO for the weekend.
     
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