Wet socks make me bitchy.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Feb 7, 2013.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Seriously, is there any worse feeling for your feet, than wet socks?

    And they stink. And every fucking boy in this house comes home with wet socks...and they smell.

    And now I have wet socks too, and I am incredibly unhappy about this. :mad:
     
  2. Mr. Potato Head

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  3. Mr. Potato Head

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    Time to thrust!!
     
  4. jackie the jerk

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    Jerk me off with them.
     
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    seriously, do you start threads to see how many spinoffs there will be?
     
  7. jackie the jerk

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    Gumdrop :derp:
     
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    Sorry to hear that slips, you need a nice warm fire to warm your nubbins.
     
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    You need to get laid
     
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    Wet cocks make me itchy :bigthink
     
  11. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Stop it. This thread is about wet socks.

    I've got my feet crossed underneath me right now, and now my ass is wet.

    I'm unhappy about the wet socks.
     
  12. jackie the jerk

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    Take them and your panties off :dontknow:
     
  13. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Please. Spinoffs irritate me to no end..........I'd love to be able to strangle each person that does one.

    I cannot control the idiots.

    I just really hate wet socks.
     
  14. Butcher

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    Wet socks can lead to mold and mildew :grad:
     
  15. pheelios

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    Please try to take it easy, you're going to give yourself an ulcer.
     
  16. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    Gross.

    And on your feet, no less.
     
  17. FunnyFarm2

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    When my socks get wet, I take them off.
     
  18. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    It's all good. I just got some dry socks out of the dryer. ;)
     
  19. gwartney

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    :jj: I was trying to think of a line to go with "Wet Cock make me......."
     
  20. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP

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    A man with wisdom.