Stern Show Whalecock Sighting

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  1. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    I was just reading an old page on HowardStern.com, and clicked a link that was supposed to take me to a blog post on the exact same site. Instead, it took me to this page, which identifies Howard's URL as howardinterim.whalerockengineering.com, not HowardStern.com:

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    If you enter "howardinterim.whalerockengineering.com" in your nav bar, you are redirected to HowardStern.com.

    I was curious about what the Whalecock masterminds are cooking up, and I wanted a sneak peek at the game-changing revolution that's coming our way. So I decided to try dropping "interim" from the name, and just searched "howard.whalerockengineering.com"

    There's definitely something going on there, but it requires a username and password to access it:

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    I tried "Howard" as the username and a couple simple passwords -- "100," "whalerock," "112," "marci," "howard360" -- but nothing worked.

    So if any of you lucky guessers manage to crack the code, please report back and tell us all what the future looks like.

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  2. slab0meat

    slab0meat negative creep

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    I always appreciate the work you do.


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    Blackened Commitment to Excellence

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    eat a dick faggot
     
  4. Snort

    Snort Something witty Gold

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    You're gonna eat crow when Howard 360 revolutionizes the internet :fil:
     
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    Fillmore Fingers Sandy Vag Banned User

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    Whalecock is feverishly being coached by Jeff Schick on Lotus Notes on how to upload the content onto 8-track tapes.
     
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    It's probably a lot of bluster with nothing behind it, just like everything Howard does.
     
  7. the G-man

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    Porkys, the web series
     
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    MorningSong13 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Did you try, "simcards"?
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo

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    Howard Stern: The Mad Tear Years
     
  10. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    I hear Whalecock engineers are working in restricted quarters on a top-secret script that automatically converts criticism into praise, and negative comments into compliments.
     
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    Howard's latest speech at Whalecock headquarters:

     
  12. IPleadTheFifth

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    The company's filing status is listed as Inactive and its File Number is 000129518.
     
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    Perhaps a kitten name generator?
     
  14. Benjamen

    Benjamen Well-Known Member

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    Interesting. Very interesting.

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    But I have no idea what it means.
     
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    Ahh, nevermind. I did a quick google search at work but it's not the same company.
     
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  16. bznick

    bznick Hustling, Flowing, and Hating! Gold

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    Clearly Whalerock, and the Internet, are capable of what Howard wants to do.
     
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    Whalecock is taking so long to develop Gunkard360 because they have to be very careful as they design it.

    They have a team of lawyers pouring over the contract as the software engineers work on it. They have to make sure it's followed to the letter. This will ensure Whalecock wins the inevitable lawsuit.
     
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  19. Benjamen

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    It worked!!

    Now that I've seen the future, I have to warn everyone before it's too late!

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    The world isn't ready for Hologram Howie!!!
     
  20. codeine

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    Is Whalerock still "around"?

    Did they ever make any coin with the Kardashian Apps?

    I figured that Howie was using the Whalecock signing against Sirius so Sirius XM would offer more $$$ in his contract since Howard Stern was a huge "get"???