What $800 million worth of cocaine looks like

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  1. Nemo

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    brb gonna click
     
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    Good thing they caught it before it got to Charlie Sheen's house.
    He needs to start taking better care of himself now that he's got the AIDS.
     
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    Technology makes getting this stuff into the US easier. You don't even need a manned vehicle anymore. A small, slow moving sub can drive itself to a coordinate. Soon, small drones will have the range to fly low and make drops. They obviously can't move a lot at once like the sub, but a kilo at a time isn't unheard of. There was one on Shark Tank that could fly at 60 mph.
     
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    Guarantee it was probably more like $810 million worth of cocaine seized, but somehow $10 million managed to mysteriously vanish before it was called in.
     
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    Who gives a fuck, who gives a shit? WTF is the US military doing conducting what looks to me like flagrant piracy on the high seas? Fuck 'em -- go kill a few "too big to fail" Jewish bankers instead. You have to admire the gumption of somebody to build a fucking semi-submersible boat and stuff it full of that much weight. SATISFYING MARKET DEMAND. Those folks are entrepreneurs!

    I personally have sweet fuck all good to say about coke. The best thing I can say is "well, at least it's not meth". Fuck coke. Legalize it. Let people snort their fucking brains out.
     
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    Now that cocaines making a comeback will neon colored shirts and zubaz follow?
     
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    Want to boost productivity in America, make cocaine legal. Hell, can you imagine what I can accomplish with a little cocaine.
     
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    I'm not clicking that. I'm not gonna torture myself.:no:
     
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    So technology is killing the drug mule industry? Just like the buggy whip.
     
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    Yep. Pretty sad. Mules have worked years perfecting stashing drugs up their asses and now they're going to be out of work. :depressed:
     
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    Pallets of cocaine. You wouldn't be interested.

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    Cocaine is fucking awesome.
     
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    Funny how people blame the traffickers and not the people that suck up their noses. If there was no demand there would be no traffickers. Americans cant face a day sober.
     
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    Once I get started, I still wouldn't want to share.... :no:
     
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    How many secret wars does this fund? You know damn well its not destroyed.