What a fucking shitty lunch

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Jul 20, 2015.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

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    My chicken was dry as dicks and my broccoli had "Tuscan inspired" seasonings, which basically made it taste like piss :pissed:
     
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    Mmmm. Piss.
     
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    Mmmmm, Dry Dicks.
     
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    I threw up last night
     
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    dry broccoli dick piss
     
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    Hungry as dicks??
     
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    Where did you go, Olive Garden?
     
  9. Micheal Kenyon

    Micheal Kenyon Here

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    Inspired seasoning????? That can't be good.
     
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    I bought a soft pretzel with the spicy mustard for me, and 2 soft pretzels and a Dr. Pepper for the homeless guy.
     
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    I just had really spicy Thai food. so good
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    did he jerk off on you as you handed it to him?
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    No safeway
     
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    I had this, it was ok

    Chicken Cilantro
    Sliced boneless chicken breast sautéed with onions, garlic, lemon juice, and cilantro. Served with mexican vegetables, Spanish rice, and tortillas.
     
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    gross
     
  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I'm having thai food later this week with my parents :belch:
     
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    :yes: You don't think I was going to just give him that shit for free, did you?
     
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    crazypreacher Hey yo Gold

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    Inspired by the dusty cobblestone streets of Tuscany.
     
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    what are mexican vegetables anyway?
     
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