What a train wreck Elisa "Jordana" Schwartz is!! LOL

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    Not clicking, faggot.
     
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    "I feel like since the whole Cobra Starship thing happened, I've sort of turned into Elisa Jordana. I've been recording and doing photo shoots, and I've sort of turned into this glamorous pop star," Schwartz — er — Jordana told MTV News. "Like the other night, I decided I needed some press photos — and I really wanted to be in a bathing suit — so I called my friend, we found this Mexican taco stand that was open at, like, 3 a.m., and I just went for it. Elisa Schwartz never would've been able to do that. Elisa Jordana did. So that's the name I chose to use for my new project."
    What!?
     
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    ...would fuck the stupid out of her just for fun.
     
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    negged and rated :coffee:
     
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    Someone say train wreck? :hehe:
     
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    ...mrs spoonhead.
     
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    Wow Cunt posting articles that are 7 years old Fucking Faggot.
     
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    You nailed it!
     
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    Gawd, I love that photo. Thinkin' of having it tatooed to my hairy belly.
     
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    Nailed it.
     
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    :lol: You ruined the fun.
     
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    Who would have thought that you could actually downgrade your career from keytairist for Cobra Starship? But duets with Benjy definitely is a huge step back in a career.
     
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    Elisa Jordana is online :jj:

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    Hi Elisa :hw: