What a way to show your infactuation with a woman

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  1. Shithead

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    NYPD sergeant suspended after allegedly throwing semen on female co-worker he was 'enamored' with, sources say
    BY Joseph Stepansky , Rocco Parascandola
    NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
    Published: Tuesday, July 7, 2015, 11:21 PM
    Updated: Wednesday, July 8, 2015, 3:20 AM
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    The sergeant, identified as Michael Iscenko, 54, allegedly tossed semen on the unidentified woman near a freight elevator at 1 Police Plaza, according to the reports.
    An NYPD sergeant has been suspended after a co-worker claimed he threw semen on her inside of police headquarters, police sources said Tuesday.

    The sergeant, identified as Michael Iscenko, 54, allegedly tossed semen on the unidentified woman near a freight elevator at 1 Police Plaza, according to the reports.

    The victim — who worked with Iscenko in the Organized Crime Control Bureau — reported the recent incident immediately after it happened, police sources said.

    The substance that was splattered on her was tested and determined to be semen, a police source said. It had not yet been determined if it was Iscenko’s semen.

    Iscenko had previously told the co-worker he liked her, a police source said.

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    Iscenko had previously told the co-worker he liked her, a police source said.
    “He was apparently so enamored by her that he threw semen on her,” the source said.

    The sergeant was assigned to PSA 9, which serves housing developments in Queens and was suspended on June 17, according to police sources.

    Authorities are investigating the allegations.
     
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    I'll go out on a limb here and say guilty. :grad:
     
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    Whatever happened to Flowers and candy?? Geeesshh...:bug:
     
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    You're so old fashioned.:bounce:
     
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    cut out the middleman
     
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    teehee Friend Of The Friendless VIP

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    Theres a cute guy in my bldg..I'm thinking of throwing some of my pee on him…See, I'm not that old fashioned..:giggle:
     
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    To protect and serve
     
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    Beth must have been on the elevator Robin
     
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    SouthernListen I don't follow the crowd. Sorry about that. VIP

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    His spokesman issued a strongly worded denial.
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    God forbid it wasn't his own semen.
    That would just be to weird.
     
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    Slow down. You might not like his response.
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    Men are totally out of ideas about how to attract women.
     
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    Nothing says you care as much as drenching your sweetie in come. Ladies, there are still some romantic guys out there.
     
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    Guys and their wieners........
     
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    it was a toss up between flowers and semen. no pun :hw:

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    He has a good arm. The Yankees could use him.
     
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    OCCB has the BEST copy machines! :yay:
     
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    At what other job can you throw your semen on someone and not get arrested or fired, but just get suspended?
     
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    "Hey Bob, can I borrow you for a few minutes?"
     
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    It's always been about the the guy with the fattest wallet. ALWAYS.
     
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